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Next Chelsea Manager!

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Oct 30, 2015.

  1. Former Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers is being lined up as an interim manager at Chelsea - should they fire under-pressure Jose Mourinho. (Belfast Telegraph)

    Alternatively, Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich is preparing to replace manager Mourinho with former Blues boss Andre Villas-Boas. (Metro)

    <laugh><laugh><laugh>

    It would be ****ing hilarious if Chelsea got either of these two clowns!
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    A few weeks ago you were furiously rimming Mourinho :tongue:
    You are even more of a plastic Chelsea fan that the rest of them.
     
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  3. PIXIE, this degraded standard of wumming is beneath even you.

    You know that the reason - and the only reason - I admired The Smug One, is because he is undoubtedly the best wumster of Wenger! Anyone who comes up with such classic putdowns as "specialist in failure" and "voyeur" (and on National TV!) has got to be given some credit.

    Apart from that, I clearly believe that the man is a knob. The fact that I coined the term "The Smug One" (and have consistently referred to him as that) ought to have given the game away, even to someone with OCD, and as dense as you!
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Mate you're convincing nobody. That brown tongue of yours was so deep in Mourinho's ring, they were calling you the Portuguese potholer.
     
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  5. "Ring Master" would have been a better joke, PIXIE.

    You're not very good with humour, so leave it to those of us who are, mate.
     
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  6. So, lads!

    Who do you think Chelsea will get? AVB or Rodgers?
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Your reaction to this is like a kid at Christmas. <laugh>
     
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  8. So many presents to open, Luvvy! Can you blame me?
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    You're a clown, not the ring master.

    So Portuguese Potholer is the best description for your Mourinho brown tonguing :tongue:
     
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  10. Yes, yes, PIXIE! We get your obsession with me!

    But what about the topic of this thread?

    Who do you think the Chavs will go for? AVB or Rodgers? Which one do you think will be the more hilarious of the the two?
     
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    I'm only here to take the piss out of you mate <ok>
     
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  12. Which is why everyone is so thoroughly sick of the sight of you!

    I specifically asked for "no wumming!"

    Please, either observe the rules or go back to your cupboard.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh> good one

    In the contrary though. Taking the piss out of you is a communal sport on here :tongue:
     
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    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    They will get AVB
    then sack him
    replace him with Rodgers
    then sack him
    then get Avram
    then sack him
    then they will get Fat Sam in !
     
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  15. Tim Sherwood is also free, of course.
     
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  16. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Why would Allardyce leave Sunderland to join one of their relegation rivals?
     
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  17. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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  18. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Rogers would be good for Chelsea, he would push them up to a mid table team, so a win win for Chavbus
     
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  19. Yes, I don't think Chelsea fans should get their hopes up of getting in anyone too fancy. Their primary concern, at the moment, has got to be survival, and pushing on, next season, for top half of the table.
     
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    How about Sam Allardichi? Hear he is very good in 17th century football, just the way Chelski like it.
     
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