I'm writing this article here cuz I want it to be published in Newsnow so I do. So I'm gonna talk a wee bit bout Martch of the Day. It's the dog's bollix and all but some of them uns who present it are a wee bit funny lookin. Alan Hansen has a funny scar so he does. And Mark Lawrenson looks like a 70's porn star with his kinky tache. Garth Crooks is like that Stewie from Family Guy. He definitely wants to take over the world. Oh yeah, one last thing. Why's it called "Newsnow?" Did all the old snow melt or what? Thoughts?
