awritey ma boiz. yeez ur pyoor gobshitein hoo yee didnae like eh nooze bot. bit dunt wurry fannybaws. am here ya bass. ahm gonnae dae awra gid hings fae ihs site. a wull improve ra site anaw mahn. p.s. yeez huv tae trust me. no muir or mick. ye no wit a mean boiz?
As soon as I post a thread called BoozeBot = Tweedy. You post this Word son, hows it crizzacking mofo?
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