Are you going to be announcing your retirement from your distinguished wumming career, citing unavoidable negative, age related impacts on performance levels?
Being wound up lies in the beholder...I just have uncommon and unpopular views. I'm sensing some big news that's all.
I'm hoping it's that I'm going to wake up, realise it's all just been a massive, weird dream and that: - There is no 'big six'. In fact they are all bang average. - Newcastle have won the PL, FA Cup and CL for the last 10 years running. - Man United are bankrupt and face expulsion from the league. - Everton are in the 2nd division. - There is no such thing as VAR. - Sean Longstaff is England captain and widely regarded as the best player in the world. - Jacob Murphy plays for Sunderland (and so never smiles). - Chaos/Munson is a really nice chap and even won the Nobel Peace Prize. - Roly is a professional life coach and motivational speaker. - Magdad/Hamish is tee total. - Chippy is a hard working fashion designer and is so dedicated, he's never taken a day off work in his life. - I have the body of Adonis. - Tash is still a virgin. Oh wait, strike that last one.
Presumably just more stadium/sponsor stuff, if anything at all, as a few of the lads on here have been mentioning things that will likely just become public.
UPDATE we are just swapping Chaos for .................................................................Tea Lady
Come on lads, now you are just making it look like we don't appreciate him. I'm sure we'd all miss him really if he... wait... what's that? Swap Chaos for a Gregg's pastie? HELL YEAH!
