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Match Day Thread Newcastle vs Saints, 20th April, 17:30

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by Le Tissier's Laces, Apr 16, 2019.

  1. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    Haway, and welcome to the match thread.

    Winter is coming, and the valiant steeds of the south, under the banners of House Huttl travel to The Wall to face the Night's Watch and various undead, for a battle of the ages.

    The managers -

    King Ralph of House Huttl -

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    Benny Tez of the North -

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    Wardens:

    Chief Steward: Tony T
    Assistants - Gary Beswick, Adam Nunn
    Slop Cleaner - Kevin Enemy


    Battle Plans -

    After cutting a swathe through the middle lands, King Ralph of House Huttl takes his hardy troops up to the Winterfell Stadium, and the great final battle with The North. Led by the swarthy Benny Tez, The North have recently pulled away from danger, through a cunning use of limited resources, and a siege style, starving out opposing armies.

    Brave House Huttl though have taken a more swashbuckling approach since the demise of Sir Spark of House Hughes. Scoring seemingly with gay abandon, House Huttl have steered a worthy course away from the pits of doom, toward M'd Tarbl Obskuritee.

    Key Generals:

    The North -

    JonJo Shelvey - always a thorn in the side of the South

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    House Huttl -

    James Ward-Prowse - a fine, upstanding citizen

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    Predictions (basically I really can't be arsed to do this properly today, as you may have noticed!)

    Newcastle 1-2 Southampton
     
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  2. It's Only A Game

    It's Only A Game Well-Known Member

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    Some of the local lasses have really nice boobs.

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  3. ----HistoryRepeating----

    ----HistoryRepeating---- Well-Known Member

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    This might well be my fav ever match thread!
    10/10
     
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  4. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    Really? I thought it was ****e! :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  5. ----HistoryRepeating----

    ----HistoryRepeating---- Well-Known Member

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    Where did you get the personal Jon Jo picture! <laugh>
     
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  6. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    Shame you used an image of a Liverpool fan to represent our glorious leader but apart from that, stout effort!
     
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    ----HistoryRepeating---- Well-Known Member

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    We're going to win this game 2-0.
    Not often I get these feelings, and not often they are right, but that's what I feel.
     
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  8. oldstocktonsaint

    oldstocktonsaint Well-Known Member

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    You can't just say gay abandon now, it's LGB+¥?!* abandon. Please issue grovelling apology on Twitter, Whosapp etc. At once.
    The Geordie lasses have impressive tattoos as well.
     
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  9. Qwerty

    Qwerty Well-Known Member

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    When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die.

    1-1.
     
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  10. Lemons and Oranges

    Lemons and Oranges Well-Known Member

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    Brilliant!

    I dream of "M'd Tarbl Obskuritee". It's the promised land, from whence we can look down on the 're-legashun scrappers', not to mention those already cast into the pits of 'Champ eyun sheep':smiley-finger007:
     
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  11. saintlyhero

    saintlyhero Well-Known Member

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    JWP, Upstanding Citizen <laugh>

    Don’t forget we have Vest-to-Guard if things get out of hand

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  12. Schad

    Schad Well-Known Member

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    For the second consecutive year, we seem poised to defeat the dragons from the west. Just have to hope it isn't a twist ending.
     
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  13. San Tejón

    San Tejón Well-Known Member

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    Mind how you go on the streets.
    I was reading that Geordies over 50 are the most likely to drink and drive.
    And not everything, black and white striped is a zebra crossing.
     
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  14. Libby

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    Nothing will ever beat the Bohemian Rhapsody one <ok>

    Which iirc was this fixture last season and Pellegrino's last match funnily enough.
     
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  15. ----HistoryRepeating----

    ----HistoryRepeating---- Well-Known Member

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    Well, I had just finished work, cracked a tin of thatchers open & put on series 8 ep 1, so forgive me my bias.
    :)
     
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  16. tiggermaster

    tiggermaster Well-Known Member

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    Going to this one. Setting off early Thursday morning to ensure we have sufficient alcohol before kick off..
     
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  17. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Don't worry too much....it is now possible to watch Saints without being in a alcoholic coma. :)
     
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    Going to this one. Setting off early Thursday morning

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    Where do you live, the Moon? <laugh>
     
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  19. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    Shhhh. Don't tell Mrs No7....I'll have no excuse
     
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  20. Lemons and Oranges

    Lemons and Oranges Well-Known Member

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    But only for the remaining five games of the season.
    Once the final whistle blows on 12th May, the stories about other teams taking our manager/players/tea lady/mascots will resurface, and the only way to cope until we are (relatively) safe for the next season is to obliterate any memories, and several million axial synapses, through the blessed relief of alcohol.<ale><bubbly><cheers>
     
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