Match Day Thread Newcastle Vs Man Yoo

The Magpies return to Gallowgate on Sunday when they face the Red Devils in a 4.30pm start, live on Comedy Central.

Tickets are on public sale for any masochists out there.

NUFC: Hayden begins his suspension and Jonjo Shelvey remains out through injury, as does Matt Ritchie.

Dwight Gayle and Florian Lejeune won't be considered for selection at least until after the international break as they work on their fitness.

MUFC: Does it matter what team they put out?

Referee: Mike Dean (The Wirral). Just incase anyone wasn't sure we're going to get hammered ...

Newcastle are 17/5 to win, meaning if you put £5 on, you lose £5.

Which team has the worst manager in the league? There's only 1 way to find out!

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This is gonna be a high quality affair.

I'm going for a high octane 0-0 to both teams.

 

I'm not sure either could manage to score that many!

Wonder what formation we'll play? The players will still be wondering this by the time we take to the pitch too?

 

It would be typical us to beat them after that **** show last week at Leicester! It'll either be that or Man Utd will try and better Leicester's haul against us.

I'm gonna say 8-1 to Man Utd, the 1 for us will be an own goal though, we're ****, we're ****ed, we're doon!

 

This will be a hard fought 4-0 win to the Toon Joe Linton 2 Peter Noble 1 Alan Suddick 1

 

0-12 to Man Utd

 

It's gonna be a tasty, vibrant affair, interesting and full of sparkle.... but that's enough about the beer I'm gonna get smashed on at the pub while this shower of **** is playing.

So I imagine Bruce is gonna go with the same formation as before, Joelinton marooned up front by himself with no support anywhere near him, Miggy dithering around in the middle of nowhere, the midfield performing the magic trick of being on the pitch but at the same time invisible, and the defence cemented to the spot like a bunch of Subbuteo players.

Some **** paper was saying its our chance to kick start our season against an imploding Man Utd, hahaha, as if. 0-3 Man U.

 

Man u are not just dreadful, they are disinterested. Great time to play them. Get in their face, and this result is yours.

 

god knows what bruce will come up with !! 0-2 man united

 

it would be far more typical of us to lose again

 

We're more dreadful and more disinterested. Great time for them to play us.

 

exactly they might think they're bad , but really they have no idea what bad really is.

 

1-0 Almiron

 

ha you really are a funny one

 

how come this golf driver has been granted a game thread before me @Albert's Chip Shop @I am Groot returns

 

He will tear Lindelof a new arsehole!

 

hahaha Man United will tear us apart mate ! they might not be there best , but their injuries are over and they are still millions and millions a and millions of pounds better than our no frills side. I know you want us to win, but at least try and see through the smoke

 

We will win purely to give more time to Brucie

 

bruce has had hundrends and hundreds of time at many clubs and for some reason despite being sacked every time he still gets more time. Only a black hole could collect more lifeless time

 

Think you were getting ready for school when I posted it mate. You snooze you lose