Newcastle United v Swansea City - Official Build Up / Matchday Thread

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Newcastle United v Swansea City

Saturday 19th April 2014

Kick off 3.00pm @ SJP ​

Squad (injury update from physio room- return date in brackets)
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ACS's View
I'm going for a Swansea win 1-2...... ​

 

0-10 They need it. We clearly don't, or at the very least we don't want it.

 

Depends if Remy is back or not. If he is maybe a draw? If not, I reckon Swansea will beat us as they need the points and I can't think of a more wretched outfit in the Premiership (bar Sunderland) to be playing at the moment than us.

 

Defeat, resounding boos, 10 times the vitriol towards Pardew (the sheep in the crowd now have shepherds to lead them), but no change at management and just a bunch of apathetic guys like us wondering just why the fck we waste even one word on the club.

Repeat til May.

 

Fixed

 

It feels like a massive chore having to go and watch Newcastle play these days. Ashley has sucked every last drop of joy out of supporting the club.

0-1 defeat.

 

He wont be content till he's sucked every last drop of blood and every penny out of us.

He might go and buy Sunderland then.

 

Following a kick up the a*** and harsh words this week questioning their professionalism, putting the team in no doubt that they have let themselves and the club down, they will play better and have fight in them.

3 - 1 win.

However, if Mbiwa plays I will have to reconsider.

As with all games, I am looking forward to it, and am gutted that there will only be one more at home this season.

Roll on Saturday.

Now, where are those meds!!!

 

That's the spirit. Give me whatever you're on. Anything to make Mapoooooooooo bearable

 

And what if Steven Taylor plays? Jesus Christ I'd have to get my scroll out listing all the mistakes he's made over the past near decade.

 

For me, one player comes to my mind with MYM, and that's Boumsong.
I would really like him to succeed here, but I just don't think he's up to the speed and rigour of the PL. An accident waiting to happen that invariably does.
I wouldn't defend Taylor, he's not the answer, personally, I would get rid of both before next season comes.

 

I think the doctors in the area must be getting writers cramp from making out so many prescriptions.

 

On this seasons evidence, we'd be a lot less likely to see an almighty clanger. Still likely but a lot less than with Mastinkypou

 

Who? Oh, you mean Krap-poo Wanca Mpeewa.

 

Can you throw this one lads, and gives us the three points!!! We need them more than you, plus more ammo for you to get rid of Pardew as well.

 

We aren't greedy, a boring 1-0 win for us would be gratefully received .

 

So Yanga-Mbiwa has a brief run at his natural position, CB - during which time the team did very well - gets dropped, gets tossed around the full-back positions and he's ****? Don't get that logic. That clearance he did against Spurs impressed me more than Taylor has ever done. How many chances has that gormless **** had? f**king ****loads. Part of both 0-3's against Sunderland, the common denominator. He bottles it big time. Big mouth but nothing else. You go on about Yanga being thick as **** DMW but not Taylor? Him and Tiote are far bigger idiots on the pitch.

Get that w**ker to judge beauty contests or whatever the f**k he was doing in midweek. That's all he's good for.

 

This is one of my games to be included in my accumulator this weekend and it does not take master mind to figure what result I will be putting down does it?

 

0-2

 

Out of curiosity lads, would you happily see the team lose this weekend if it meant Pardew getting the sack?