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Newcastle United v Crystal Palace - Official Buildup/Matchday Thread

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Newcastle United v Crystal Palace

    Saturday 22nd March 2014

    Kick off 3pm @ SJP     ​




    Squad (injury update from physio room- return date in brackets)
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    Debuchy Groin Strain 12th Apr 14
    L Remy Calf/Shin Injury 5th Apr 14
    R Elliott Knee Injury no return date
    D Santon Knee Injury no return date
    H Ben Arfa Knock no return date
    G Obertan Knee Injury no return date
    G Bigirimana Ankle/Foot Injury 22nd Mar 14
    R Taylor ACL Knee Injury no return date





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    I think we will win 2-1.. a tight one given TP's 'style'. ​
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Mar 17, 2014
  2. lady-eleanor

    lady-eleanor Well-Known Member

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    When did Obertan pick up injury?
     
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    lady-eleanor, Mar 17, 2014
  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    It was probably Pardew using HIS knee to injure Obertan.
    Our list seems to be quite hefty at the minute.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Mar 17, 2014
  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I'm not convinced HBA is injured. Rumours are that he has been out due to a family illness and we had to give him personal time like Colo.

    I think Obertan got injured after monthly removal of a large amount brie from his heed. Pards got a bit carried away as he needed loads to go with his wine at the hotel watching the games. This left him unbalanced and he fell down and urt his knee. Allegedly.

    I can see us losing this one. They will sit deep and get men behind the ball. We lack creativity and I can just see a wave of frustration washing over the ground. I think a 1-0 defeat could be on the cards, much to the mackems consternation.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Mar 17, 2014
  5. lady-eleanor

    lady-eleanor Well-Known Member

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    Thing about Obertan he's not missed,total waste of space.
     
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    lady-eleanor, Mar 17, 2014
  6. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    Like HBA, I'm not convinced Santon's injured either. I think being so aimless at this part of a season would seriously affect the players involved. You see your name linked with Roma, Milan, whoever, and you're going to bust a gut to get on the pitch vs. talentless lump-kickers at Fulham or Palace? Nah. They might be up for the bigger names, Liverpool, Everton, Man U, Arsenal (good chance to be in the shop window), but not for the frivolous fixtures.

    Obertan and Elliott might as well not be Newcastle players. But then how many can we say that about??
     
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    Lord Jonjomort, Mar 17, 2014
  7. Gordonthetoony

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    If I'm honest I wouldn't care if we lost this one as long as it gave the mackems another nail in their coffin. We are used to losing to teams in the bottom half of the league anyway.
     
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  8. Agent Bruce

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    Strained his back picking his pay packet up.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Mar 17, 2014
  9. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Obertan came through the airport last week, heading to Paris. I'm sure we have good knee specialists here <whistle>


    He wasn't hobbling <ok>
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Mar 17, 2014
  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I believe this backs up my theory. He needs a brie refill to correct his balance.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Mar 18, 2014

  11. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Just beat this lot, you bastards <ok>
     
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  12. Heed

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    Don't worry, we will win 3 - 0. <ok>

    Wont do your good selves much good though if you lose to Norwich.
     
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    Given that I have only seen two wins all season, the last being against Leeds in the LC, it may be best to take my prediction with a pinch of salt and ignore it due to my apparent lack of sense. <laugh>
     
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  14. Obi Wan

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    Hmmm, can't decide whether it will be an agonising 0-1 defeat after a totally pathetic display, or a hum-dinging 4-3 victory in an exciting end-to-end match.

    I'll have to meditate on this one and get back to you.
     
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  15. Agent Bruce

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    After the Fulham game I'm not too optimistic about a thrilling end to end game.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Mar 20, 2014
  16. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    Pulis in his press conference reckons Pardew will "still have control". The FA obviously haven't gone far enough - do you think it's too late to appeal for a jail sentence?
     
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    Lord Jonjomort, Mar 20, 2014
  17. Agent Bruce

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    You could always give it a try.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Mar 20, 2014
  18. Lord Jonjomort

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    Probably not worth it. Shola will still somehow appear on the pitch at some point, I think the club's been brainwashed.

    Even if we decide to put Armstrong on, you can bet that Pards' will have had a word with the lino and Shola's number will mysteriously appear instead.
     
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    Lord Jonjomort, Mar 20, 2014
  19. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Altogether now:

    You Put Your Left Foot In
    Your Right Foot Out
    In Out, In Out And Shake It All About
    You Do The Ameobi And You Turn Around
    That's What It's All About
    Whoa Shola Ameobi
    Whoa Shola Ameobi
    Knees Bent, Arms Stretched
    Ra Ra Ra
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Mar 20, 2014
  20. Agent Bruce

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    Bound to be top of the pops after Saturday.
     
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