Scums new sponsor for next year . Tampax .The company's manager said "to sponsor a bunch of c***s during a bad period is exactly what this company's all about ".
Have you been hiding in a your attic for the last 50 years . . . . that's how old (approxmately) that joke is
Fairy Godmother gives a mag 1 wish. He asks if he can live forever. The fairy godmother tells him that's the one wish that fairies are not aloud to grant. The man thinks a while..... and then asks if he can die when mags make it to the Premiership. The fairy goes ...."you crafty bastard"
Geordie tells makem about his recent parachute jump, Mak says wot was it like ? Geordie says well ill tell you , as the plane got higher i started to bottle it a bit but when i was last to get to the door i really **** myself ! but the jump instructor was a huge black man and he said if you don't jump i'm gonna stick my 14 inch dick up your arse ! Mak says did you jump ? Geordie says " a little bit when it first went in
Do you know, I can take any amount of ribbing from you, because although you hate Newcastle, I know you don't mean it.
