Newcastle Songsmiths at work again....

To the tune of “That’s Amore” by Dean Martin:

When you’re facing a rout, and you’re 30 yards out, Cheik Tiote!
From the Ivory Coast, squeezed just inside the post, Cheik Tiote!
He left Cesc Fabregas, lying flat on his ass, Cheik Tiote!
When we made it 4-3, he said leave it to me, Cheik Tiote!

This was sent from my mate. Is it me or are Newcastle fans simply the best songsmiths in the land? A lot of what i hear from other fans seems to originate from us. The mancs are the worst stealers of songs imo. They even have their own version of the Blaydon Races!

 

http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/31002-When-you-re-facing-a-rout

And yes, we are awesome at it.

 

I may just throw that comment back at you, but here we go anyway: (to The Beatles - Can't buy me love)

You can buy yourself Andy Carroll freinds, if it makes you feel alright.
You know he won't play the same for you, it's just that the price is right.
We don't care, we've got your money. And that'll see us alright.

You can have him, heeeeee's s**te, heeeeee's s**te
You can have him, heeeeee's s*****************te,

 

I can't help but imagine Shake Shake Shake Your Booty:

Cheik Cheik Cheik,
Cheik Cheik Cheik,
Cheik Tiote

Not quite as witty though.