Newcastle in the CL? Absolute joke

I hope you lot are joking about pushing for a CL place. There is no way Newcastle United who have 32 year old Demba Ba up front would even make the qualifiers. Yes ill admit Newcastle have had a wonderous season, you have been very consistent. However you always do this, and bottle it right at the end. I bet Messi is ****ting himself at the concept of being marked by Fabricio Colocinni. Dont get your hopes up please, you will bottle it soon and you know it. You will sell Ben Arfa to Spurs like you sold Carroll to Liverpool. Ba and Cisse will end up going for 5m each aswell. 17th next season lads! Cant wait

 

You mirin?

 

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Enough said.

 

Look at the league table. Do you really think Newcastle are joking? As for Messi, I don't think he's bothered who marks him. Why single Coloccini out?

 

I hope this is serious and you are actually this ******ed

 

Jesus Christ I needed this.

I have a hangover, had to get up early, but I just pissed and **** myself laughing at this.

32 year old Demba Ba? XD

 

will we? I dont think Spurs have £35m to spunk on Ben Arfa.

Have you just made all that up off the top of your head? When do we "always do this"?

Only teams in Surrey I can think of are Woking and Aldershot, strange if one of their fans has a problem with Newcastle. Unless of course you are a plastic follower of another team. Spurs perhaps?

 

I like a WUM who makes an effort. 32 yr old Demba was a highlight.

 

Why not ? Great club, Great team, Great manager and Great fans. If anyone deserves CL then it's you lot. Good luck lads I really hope you get it, anyone who's a fan of football would say the same, ignore any sad wum's.

 

To be honest nothing is gonna upset us at present. We've already achieved more than we could have hoped for this season, so anything from now on in is just a bonus. We'd be lying if we said that CL hadn't become a realistic possibility. We have 5 games left, Stoke and Citeh at home, Wigan, Everton and Chelsea away. I'd fancy us strongly against Stoke as we should be able to field a strong side, Wigan away is gonna be tough, but Everton have the semi final the same week as us, and Citeh may well be down in the dumps by the time we get to them. Even if we lost every game between now and then I wouldn't care to be honest.

Your praise is appreciated and I wish Swansea all the best. A fantastic first season. I honestly believe that Swansea could be the Newcastle of next season. You basically looked short of some top quality in the last third. That usually costs decent money in the PL and Swansea couldn't really go all out transfer wise in their first season. If they can pick up some bargains like we have, who knows what they could achieve. They'll get some decent money to spend from their PL placing so its important to finish off a great first season. You play football the way it should be played, on the deck. Its just about striking the balance between possession and finishing moves off, and quality of players usually dictate that. Brendan Rodgers is gonna be tough to hang onto but I think he loves down there and has a long term vision. Having seen the otherside of football I don't think he'll jump ship for any old job. I have mates who made the long journey and they said the Swansea fans were first class and their was great banter between the two supports.

 

Ba is 26

I'm going to find you and cook your brains.

 

the standard of wumming here is very low.

 

Can't believe people are actually seriously replying to this guy

 

And Roger Milla is still 35.

 

Thanks for the laugh lad

 

Get some of this doon ya scumbag!!!!!!

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so much at this.

 

Redknapp looks like he's trying to sign off with a bang, who thinks he cares if they finish 4th or not? He is desperate to sign off with an FA Cup winners medal.

Liverpool, Arsenal and possibly Newcastle will all take something from Chelsea, and after yesterday, Spurs have no bankers.

It's an interesting one, I'd put my house on Arsenal finishing top 4 but wouldn't chuck a fiver at the last one, can't call it.

 

Ooh, a small snack...

 

Arsenal 3rd

Everton to beat Liverpool and qualify for Europe via the FA cup (they might even win it on current form)

Chelsea will keep on picking up points, something tells me they will manage somehow and end up in 4th.

5th place required for Europe, I can see that being between us and Tottenham. We will need more points, as they have such a better goal difference.

I'll be gutted - but not surprised - if we finish 6th and not in Europe. Followed by a big name, big money sale of one or two of our major players.