Don't be daft man, you'll give the game away, rattling away in the wheelie bin with a cloud of smoke coming out the top. You're a clumsy sod anyhow, you'll get it wrong, you'll go to slap the bloke and fall out and break your arm or something. At least you'll still get your £250 of Harry mind.
Outrageous to suggest our league position is down to Pardew imo. We are where we are because we have enough good players to guarantee that we will win a decent handful of games, purely on flip of a coin. Nothing to do with tactics or management. Once safe the players get their flip flops on and chill out for the rest of the season. We've seen it twice in a row now, it was exactly the same last season when Pardew was manager, nothing has changed.
I have to say, my bin men are a canny bunch of lads & I come under Durham County Council. Nee bother at all off my lot.
Just take it to South Moor, Stanley mate & drop in anybody's bin. You'd be doing the country a favour, lol.
I'd agree with that as I then get to avoid giving Pardew any credit. Watch him go get manager of the year for keeping up both Palace and Newcastle The team that went on that mini run looked great, just a shame you got so many injuries and suspensions and the wheels come off.
Disgusted and ashamed really but what can you do. Pardew follows exactly the same pattern everywhere he goes. 12-18 months of promising stuff, before for whatever reason it all falls apart. Happens every single club he goes to. We always went on little 4 or 5 match winning runs, then followed it up with 1 win in 12. I once saw someone describe Pardew's management as a cycle of modest peaks followed by devastating troughs and nothing could be more apt.
