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Newcastle are safe and won't go down ......

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Smug in Boots, Mar 18, 2015.

  1. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    At Man Utd he'd have a highly driven coach ...... at Newcastle he's managed by someone who should be driving the coach <doh>
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    He gets paid a bit more for driving bin trucks mate.

    My bin men by the way, sorry to go off topic, refused to take away my bottle recycling because they had bottle lids on. It's no ****ing wonder nobody gives them anything for Christmas any more, bunch of work shy ****s back in the day our bin men used to sling them over their shoulders and get a crate for their hard work on the last collection before Xmas.

    I wouldn't bat an eyelid if I spotted one of mine with his head about to be crushed in the back of the truck.
     
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  3. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    To be fair they all suffer from the same problem as everyone else these days ......... managers!

    We have inspectors coming round, with their horrible little clipboards, before and after the binmen.

    I don't think they're even allowed to tie stuffed toys to the front of the wagon any more <yikes>

    Oh, and thanks for ruining another of my threads <ok>
     
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    I didnt write that properly did I <doh>
     
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    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I'm ever vigilant and always looking to stick the knife in <ok>
     
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    Jeez, its like being in school again! <laugh>
     
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  7. Smug in Boots

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    Cheers AJ ...... but be careful what you say on here <whistle>
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Yeah, probably but mine are still ****s.

    I wheely hate them.
     
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  9. Blunham Mackem

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    Ive seen his missus and his house and got a good idea of how much he earns!

    If I was him, I definitely wouldn't risk, allegedly <laugh>, banging 15 year olds!!!
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Had my Saturday treble already.

    Spurs (home to Leicester), Southampton (Home to Burnley) and Arsenal(-2) (Away to an injury plagued Newcastle).

    13/1
     
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  11. Sheikh_of_Araby

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    Can't argue with this. Our coaching staff are shocking. Carver, Stone, Woodman, Watson etc. You just have to watch our set pieces to see that. Plus, the injuries we pick up - niggling muscle injuries - are down to the coaching I'm willing to bet. Perez is showing class and ability should shine through. The problem is though our coaches have form for stifling that. Sissoko was a beast when he first joined. He was then asked to play on the wing and suffered for it. He's a bit apprehensive taking people on now as a result.
     
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    Carver hasn't got a clue when it comes to talent. I mean, who would select someone like Yohan Gouffran ahead of Perez? He's a clown.
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I honestly thought you'd struggle to find a worse tactician than Alan Pardew but it appears Ashley and co have pulled one out the bag.

    I wouldn't pay a quid to watch the slop he serves up. Do you go to matches mate?
     
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  14. Sheikh_of_Araby

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    ST holder....so get to watch the dross first hand. I regularly went to away games as well but gave that up over Xmas. Jacking in my ST though if they appoint Carver full-time. I've had enough.
     
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  15. David Moyes' Stupid Face

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    I'm glad someone shares my hatred of these ****ers! They're thick as two short planks I swear, completely ignore cars parked at the side of the road and will pull up right next to one completely blocking the road even if there's miles of space either side. ****s, I ****ing hate the lot of them.
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

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    When it comes to Xmas I'm going to leave an empty crate of Stella on top of my bin for the bin men, marked 'For the Bin Men' then when they look inside, another post it saying 'Sorry couldn't fit it in the recycling bin'.

    Bunch of arseholes mate.
     
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    <applause> My next door neighbor is a little old woman, about 283 years old, deaf as a door post, doubled up like the hunchback of Notre Dame, she can't even straighten up to look in front of her. She's just forced to look at the floor for an eternity. Takes her about half an hour to walk five feet. The bin men had been instructed(via the council) to enter her front garden and get her wheelie bin from besides her property and to return it there. But the ****s kept skipping her house because it wasn't on the front. More complaints followed and they still did it, now I put the bin out and guess what? They won't put it back. I tried to have it out with them but they were completely indifferent. Now i do her bins and the bin mens response? They now leave my own and her bin where ever it randomly rolls to when they push them away, always obstructing the pavement and often on their sides. Council won't/can't seem to do anything about them. Scum bags.
     
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  18. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Just film them mate, I had to fork out £45 last year because I thought somebody robbed the blue bin off my front (for paper and cardboard). I said to them I just won't recycle and they said they'd fine me if they found paper in my general waste bin. I begrudgingly paid for the bin, then a bloke from 4 doors down said he'd found my bin in his garden, so now I have two.

    They've broken the lid on one of them and I told Stockport MBC that I have them on film shoving the bins around and it's going on YouTube, I obviously don't I wasn't even in the house, but they believed me and they're dropping a new one round in April.

    Wanna buy a blue wheely with a half broken lid? I'll chuck in a Keith Lemon book.
     
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  19. Smug in Boots

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    Easy solution Bri mate, dunno why you didn't think of this sooner <doh>

    Strip yersel naked, shave yer heed & spray yer entire body orange ..... then hide in the bin until one of them touches the handle.

    Fling the lid open and slap the fcker round the chops, as hard as you can, screaming 'You've been Tangoed'.

    They won't forget next time <ok>

    (Make sure your get your lass to record it ........ the £250 off Harry Hill will help when they take you to court and fine you.)
     
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    You ****ing mentalists! <laugh> Great advice lads but I think I'm going to go with Smug's idea first <laugh>
     
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