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Discussion in 'Millwall' started by TC (Lovely Geezer), Dec 1, 2013.

  1. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    Breaking the ice, I said to the new bloke at work "My wife found a False Widow in the bath last night"

    "What's that then?" asked West Yorkshire Seth.

    "A big white tub we sit in to wash ourselves" I replied.
     
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    TC (Lovely Geezer), Dec 1, 2013
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    brisbane-lion Well-Known Member

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    You lying barsteward TC. I used to live in England I even I know thats where Bermondseyites keep the coal. Next you'll be telling everyone you know what soap is! :grin:
     
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    WOW TC you are so good at telling jokes............in fact you are that good that you should be on the telly








































    THEN WE COULD ****ING SWITCH YOU OFF <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  4. Jack Lesterfan

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    Got an even better joke for you...

    MILLWALL <laugh>
     
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    Jack Lesterfan, Dec 2, 2013
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    TC, Brisbane who is this Fester gadgy??????? <laugh>
     
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  6. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    They often come out when Leicester are doing well - they disappear between January and May though <ok>
     
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  7. Jack Lesterfan

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    <laugh> If you can't sing when you're winning, when can ya sing?

    We normally have to take it from you lot when you get your customary win over us, just repaying the love <ok>
     
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    Jack Lesterfan, Dec 2, 2013
  8. lifecheshirewhite

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    Very good TC,Pitty you come from a big family and are the last one to get use of the water.

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  9. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    35 years ago it was exactly like that - ****ing freezing old tin thing!!
    Only the posh people had the wooden legs!!

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    esteponawhite Well-Known Member

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    Must admit that tin bath with mahogney legs looks well posh,even got taps and a shower head,probly by gröhe or similar.
     
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    esteponawhite, Dec 2, 2013

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    Do any of you kids remember the baths on Ilderton Road bridge? Saturday morning before kick-off. So much better than the old tinnie. "More hot in number four........"
     
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    brisbane-lion, Dec 3, 2013
  12. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    Brisbane - will post a vid later for you with the baths <ok>
     
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