My New Year Resolution is to be as helpful as possible so if you need any cookery tips, film reviews, top tens, lists of birds that need a good pumping etc feel free to ask Uncle Grove. Not like the Samaritans though, if you want advice on what to do if you are feeling suicidal I'll just tell you how best to kill yourself. Still helpful but in a different sort of way.
My New Year's resolution is to develop a pervy Sid James laugh and use it at inappropriate moments. please log in to view this image I'm also planning to put on weight, drink more alcohol and take less exercise.
I have a problem you can maybe help me with. I an in no way ambidextrous but find that yanking myself off and sticking my finger up my bum require the same level of dexterity in each hand. Whether I'm yanking with my right and poking with my left or vica versa it never seems to feel quite right. What order do you suggest I work at and get used to? Sent from my fire using smoke signals
In 2013 you should have the confidence to walk into Anne Summers or any other adult shop and purchase either a silicone butt plug or male G-spot vibrator. You can shove it up your arse leaving one hand to tug Tommy and the other to either flip the pages of your art pamphlet or hit the pause button on your remote. A pokey bum **** is all well and good but the downside is the level of dexterity you have found a problem with. A device up the pooper is a fine solution.
