Off Topic New Vacancy

If @Tobes doesn't come back by midnight then @brb will need to appoint a new right hand man. He's a big believer in democracy so whoever gets the most votes will become the new chief arse licker. No objections.

I've done one of my famous and legendary polls. Voting ends in just 24 hours.

 

Ain't none of you lot licking my arse.

 

Sucky's on here every day and already has a great relationship with @brb, so he gets my vote.

 

All the Mods are white I bet

you get what I’m sayin?

vote for me guise

 

^^^^^^^^^^^^playing the race card from the of. Don't be fooled

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I voted for you bro cos I'm not racist. It's about time we had an Asian as prem board mod.

Not sure why this site seems to have such an issue with promoting Asians tbh

 

Too many vested interests in that list.

Been a long time stalker on this site, but I'd go for El Presidente @BobbyD or @Blueman despite being chav gits.

Sucky

@Tel would bag off all the scousers in the 1st day.............actually, that's not a bad shout.

 

Bobby is the site president and Bluey is racist, so...

 

You need to speak to the President mate

 

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Ain't @BobbyD from Wuhan, don't want him spreading his internet virus' on here.

We'd go from Patient Zero to Users Zero.

 

Urgh. No.

 

Yeah good point, we'd constantly have to keep self isolating and nobody would ever post on here. Soz @BobbyD you can't apply for the role until you've been vaccinated.

 

Please, bro. You could lift our bans and bin the dick heads off.

 

why is there a vacancy?

 

Happy to job share with Slurps. He can do all the mundane ****e, I’ll do all the tombstones on folk when they need RIP’d.

 

There isn't it's in their heads

Tobes aint been seen for 3 days, I think 5G might have got him.

 

Tobes has downed tools and flounced away in solidarity with his pal Stan.

 

Tobes has done the silent flounce