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New Username

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Patience, Jan 27, 2015.

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What should be my new username?

Poll closed Feb 3, 2015.
  1. The Hillsborough Pickpocket (with Stevie G avatar)

    26.1%
  2. Ian Huntley Babysitters Inc.

    4.3%
  3. Sandy Hook Book Club (w/ Mein Kampf avatar)

    4.3%
  4. Lee Rigby's Barber

    8.7%
  5. Maddie McCann's First Menstruation

    21.7%
  6. S.I.D.S. Vicious

    13.0%
  7. Peter Sutcliffe's Hammer

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. That Weird Hole in Hartson's Head

    4.3%
  9. Justice For The 39

    8.7%
  10. Ricksen's Rickety Legs

    8.7%
  1. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    An underhand campaign by dark and unseen forces has meant that I, the infamous Not606 spastic and resident *****loid Jiffy, harbinger of dribble and fervent crayon-eater, ******ed ex-pat and champion of battered wives, require a new username.

    Please see my poll and vote.

    Many thanks and kind regards,

    Mr J. McDownie
     
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  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Ian Huntley Babysitters Inc <laugh>
     
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  3. Newgod

    Newgod Gaylord

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    I voted for S.I.D.S. Vicious
    coz I think it sounds cool,
     
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  4. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Not as cool as you Newgod.
     
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  5. Newgod

    Newgod Gaylord

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    Obviously
     
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  6. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Get back on your own thread, Newgod. It's like having the dog on the couch.
     
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  7. Newgod

    Newgod Gaylord

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    well you cant stop me spam sh;it eater
    you can ban me you cant do anything at all
    I am the one who is in control here and all you can do is lick the gutter that takes the water out of the public toilet
     
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  8. Newgod

    Newgod Gaylord

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    so what kind of a coward di.ck sucker close a thread
    oh I get it you cant handle the popularity of that thread, well my second one is as good as that, what will you do chicken ban me
    huh piglet sh.it eating bastard child of ronan the di.ck sucker
     
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  9. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <laugh>
     
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  10. Newgod

    Newgod Gaylord

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    you know jiffy this spam sh.it got so scared sh.itless about my thread that he actually closed it before it got to 100 pages should not that tell you everything you need to know about the master slut mods here
     
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  11. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Tell me about it, mate. The owner of this site, Mick, has been orchestrating a vindictive campaign against me for a while and it's resulted in me having to front a public poll to help get a new name.

    The censorship that goes on is downright disgusting, but I won't let him win. You shouldn't either. Stay strong, brother.
     
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  12. Rubber Johnny

    Rubber Johnny Well-Known Member

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    Jiffy is one sick ****, -- "Ricksens rickety legs" <laugh> <laugh>.
     
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  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    ^^^ Bombay Beeler
     
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  14. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <Venom>
     
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  15. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    In all fairness I also came up with the Hartson one. I'm an equal opportunities type o' ****
     
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  16. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    I hope to **** S.I.D.S Vicious wins. Named after both cot death and a deid junkie punk. <laugh>
     
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  17. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    :( I don't really like it.
     
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  18. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Check Toby. What a mope.

    Cot death would be too peaceful a way to go for that bawbag.
     
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    <doh> Hadn't realised that's what it meant when i voted for it. Thought it was another terrorist group of some sort and probably the most palatable of all options!
     
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  20. VenomPD

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    <laugh>

    Best post I'll read all day. Thanks Dan.
     
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