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New Type Of Football

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  1. VenomPD

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    It's started..........

    "Content blocked by your organisation"

    ****s.
     
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  3. VenomPD

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    Here you go B-Celt

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    Cheers. <ok>

    Not sure if I would like it introduced to the game. Eradicating human error takes the fun out of it.

    What if the ref is colour blind? <laugh>
     
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    I'm sure the ball would still somehow, in one way or another, be a sectarian bigot.
     
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    Aye and St Johnstone/Motherwell/Aberdeen etc can't even get a pitch in decent condition for a game. How the **** will they afford to install and maintain special sensors that work in all weathers and need a computer system to run.

    All fine and well for World Cups and Champions league but no use for SPL etc. Christ, I remember when Motherwell were in administration they couldn't afford new footballs for a league cup game and had to ask the opposition to bring them. If an SPL team lost one of those ****s over the top of the stand they'd have the entire crows out hunting before some wee ned was away with it.
     
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    I assume the Europa League will be the guinea pig again.

    Incidentally, is there much feedback on the 2 extra ****s behind the goals in that competition?
     
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    it looks like a bomb.
     
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    Flashbacks again LR??
     
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    <laugh>

    yeah, round about now i'd be getting the interpreter to tell one of the afghan army guys to go give it a toe poke <ok>
     
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    <laugh> Go on give it some welly!

    One of the boys out here was telling me that he came out a pub in Glasgow at Christmas time and found a burst football. So him and his mate filled it with dirt and stones from a bit wasteground and left it outside the pub then stood at the taxi rank watching steaming folk come out and try to blooter it. <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>

    oooo ya ****er! that is harsh but brilliant.


    for the record we didnt do that to the afghan army guys, they generally didnt need any help in blowing themselves up
     
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    <laugh> I remember you telling me about the boy who died for some grapes.
     
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    ****ing muppet <doh>

    actually heard at the wkend he didnt die after all, he just doesnt have any legs. shame, he was a stand up guy as well.
     
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    <laugh>

    I like how it's all wee kids that boot it too, none of them moaning or greeting about it either. Imagine a pro kicked it, they'd be asking for a stretcher.
     
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    <laugh> BOOM, BOOM. Literally.....
     
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  18. lone ranger

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    i thank you, i thank you. i'm here all wk.
     
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