With Mason sold and his replacement walking away before a ball is kicked things look bleak. However I have insider information that the new saviours of our club have already lined up 2 well known stars to fill the void that is currently Plymouths strike force. I have even obtained photos of the deadly duo that will strike fear into the hearts of our foes next season and relieve some of the fears circulating amongst the green army: They will of course not be available for mid-week training due to building commitments but have been promised Saturday afternoons free and the odd evening match as well.
I believe the correct term from our resident football expert was scouse roofer which later mysteriously changed to gem/diamond or something like that.