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New statue at St James' Park

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by GeordieHalfbreed, Sep 9, 2016.

  1. GeordieHalfbreed

    GeordieHalfbreed Well-Known Member

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    Shearer statue.jpg

    Apparently it's meant to be Alan Shearer...
     
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    looks like some gadgy decking someone and ordering a pint at the same time.
     
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  3. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    It's not often a club builds a statue to a bloke whose last act was to get them relegated. <laugh><laugh><applause><applause>

    #tookyoudown
     
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  4. Millwallsteve

    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest
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    Harse but fair Norman as he was a **** manager...........<whistle>

    Never saw him as a potential decent manager tbh as he spends far too much time sucking cock as a BBC pundit. <ok>
     
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  5. Blacker-than-Knight

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    Seems to be a different one to this which is supposed to be the one they are to unveil,

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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Booooooooooooooooooo the first one was much more comedic.

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  7. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    I like how they've captured him mimicking the E.T. AND elbowing someone at the same time.
     
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  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Could have got a Lennon stamp in there though
     
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  9. Captainchaos.

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    It looks more like the lurpak butter stud aka the leader of the pack


     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    We raised concerns over the SBR one as it looked very little like him but it is a grower.

    Personally I think it looks canny.

    Art isn't always about pefect replicas.
     
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    Art these days is ****
     
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    Literally.
    I saw this nut job who was painiting in his own human **** once. Filthy bastard.
     
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    No doubt he spends his remaining time up his wife's stinkhole
     
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  14. Chippy / Glory

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    The birds in Big Market should be avoided on a Saturday night.
     
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    Any night mate.
     
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    Aye, fereting for Chutney.
     
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    Sunderland unveil the Peter Reid statue....

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  18. General Lee Speaking

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    So was it the statue in the picture in the first post or was it the one that doesn't look ****? I saw it has one finger aloft, I assume since his celebration was technically a Nazi salute they thought it best to alter it.
     
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  19. Warmir Pouchov

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    It looks alright but there is one glaring error. The whole hand should be raised not just one finger. ****ing Fat Fred, couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery the ****.
     
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    Half and half as he did raise one finger quite often as well as the whole hand.
     
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