New song for your thoughts

Working night shift and this came into my head what does everyone think.

Nikki Bull No 1 he saves penalty’s for fun with a nick nack paddy wack
Bully No1 saves penalty’s for fun
Danny Foster No 2 he’ll tackle me and you with a nick nack paddy wack
Fozzy No 2 he’ll tackle me and you
Andy Sandell No3 he takes free kicks like Pele with a nick nack paddy wack
Flip flop No 3 takes free kicks like Pele
Dave Winfield at the back snubs out your attack with a nick nack paddy wack
Big Dave at the back snubs out your attack
Leon Johnston no 6 he’ll get us out of a fix with a nick nack paddy wack
Leon no 6 he’ll get us out of a fix
Gareth Ainsworth No 7 when he scores I’m in heaven with a nick nack paddy wack Gazza No 7 when he scores I’m in heaven
Scott Rendell No 9 takes a penalty just fine with a nick nack paddy wack
Ruth No 9 takes a penalty just fine
Matt Bloomfield No 10 he’s better than all of them with a nick nack paddy wack Bloomers No 10 he’s better than all of them
Kevin Betsy on the wing he’s a flying thing with a nick nack paddy wack
Betsy on the wing he’s a flying thing

 

i like it guy but after a couple of beers we will forget the words like blue soldier does

 

Very good Guy. Might need to just tinker a few words to make it fit better. Strevens and Beavon are a bit tricky.

For something easier to remember you might want to tinker with something like

No 1 is Nicky Bull dooda, dooda
No 1 is Nicky Bull what a ****ing star HEY

No 2 is xxxx dooda, dooda
No 2 is xxxx what a ****ing star

Etc

You might have to change the order for some names eg
Gareth Ainsworth's No 7 dooda, dooda

I'll be listening out for both songs

 

Come on you lot. What's happened to Guy's song. You can sing that before you get pissed and my simple version after. I will be listening and I want to hear the singing.