Bastards. I thought this thread was some news about our new mane striker. The puns are tailing off I see although I'm sure some more will be trotted out later.
Is he Spanish? If so we need to nickname him Oaty Donkey Oaty. Actually, I've now exhausted all my horse jokes. No wait. I've remembered another one. I'm a Shetland pony with a sore throat. I'm a little horse. Now I've finished.