Sun journalists have spent 6 weeks looking into this rumour from the comfort of a local bar. Apparently we have been keeping tabs on a tough centre half from Geneva. Plays for Hadron. They reckon he is a real discovery. He is 6'7" and weighs 19 stone, but is VERY quick. Has a reputation for tough tackling and barging players to ther floor. Was suspended for a time last year. His name? Higgs Boson, known as the large Hadron Collider from Geneva. (Well, I was bored, okay?)
The funny thing is we are looking at a player that size. The Hadron (mistyped that as hardon 1st time round) Colliders sounds like a yank team.
That's what muscle memory does for you after years of continually entering the phrase in search engines. You old devil!
Theres no way youre going to get me to go Swords like and get over defensive. Thats exactly the comment Id have posted if someone else had wrote what I did.
