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new rules of football

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by moreinjuredthanowen, Apr 14, 2016.

  1. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Sweeping changes guys:

    1. lesser punishment for the triple punishment of pen, red card and suspension. If you were only accidently or playing for utd you get a yellow... professional fouls are now allowed

    ok for lesser clubs deliberate fouls = red

    2. you can kick the ball in any direction at kick off... really radical this to allow for more defenders back

    3. If you are injured by a foul punishable by a yellow or red you can be treated on the pitch... so this is carte blanch to all divers and spoofers and time wasters..

    this rule has been introduced to save mourinho's reputation and help him get utd back to the top <ok>

    Perosnally if you are injured take yourself off and if i had to stop a game you are off for 5 mins would be my law but then again i think football ought to be a mans game.

    well done football... one meaningless change.. and 2 that mean foul play and diving will soar to new heights.
     
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  2. RogerisontheHunt

    RogerisontheHunt Well-Known Member

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    There is always the 'Ignoring Fellani's flying elbows' law.
     
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  3. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Or the pretending to be injured to dodge a 2nd yellow card law.
     
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  4. astro

    astro Well-Known Member

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    Don't forget kick-off time is now just a suggestion for Man Utd who can travel to their game whenever they feel like
     
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  5. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    We may decide to play on different/more convenient day at some point in the future, this is the power of United <ok>
     
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