Tomorrow scientific research journals will publish new findings on previously unknown or poorly understood methods by which the bad aids virus is transmitted. Up until now it had been generally accepted that the bad aids virus could only be passed between humans via body fluids.Obviously , that is quite , quite beastly and we shant discuss it any further here. However, a new six year study has shown that the sharing of Guyliner is now a major mode of transmission with this virus.Professor Marcus Gaylord , of the Friends of Dorothy Institute , also revealed that his findings demonstrate a link between Man-Bag usage and infection with the bad aids. Professor Gaylord suggested that Man-Bags filled with" somewhat feminine" lunch snacks may have an unnatural effect on the male immune system , or as he described it in his paper, " cause an ungodly abomination against nature ". He also reports that prolonged , repetitive carrying of an overweight Man-Bag may result in chronic LWS ( or Limp Wrist Syndrome ). The research also reports on the , hitherto unsuspected, effect of regular,addictive, shampooing, conditioning , tinting and straightening of male hair.Rather than strenghten the hair - as one may intuitively expect - this kind of treatment in fact has the effect of damaging not only the hair folicles but also the microscopic cohesion of each individual hair.This results - says Professor Gaylord - in an easier route of infection for the bad aids virus in circumstances where an infected penis comes into contact with hair , for example ,in a rugby scrum or homosexual disco. Furthermore , Professor Gaylords paper notes that the appearance of symptoms has subtly changed in the last six years. Due primarily to suntanning salons , male moisturising and grooming products and fashion boutiques catering for the "androgynous look" sufferers of the bad aids are not the haggard, gaunt , death-warmed-up ,junkie-skeletons of old but often appear to be fashionable young men out on the town. Nonetheless , the common bad aids symptom of hot flushes and freezing chills can often result in the bad aids sufferer resorting to dressing in both a t-shirt AND a scarf. The Professor ends his paper with a call for more research into the employment hazards yet to be associated with the spread of bad aids , in particular he feels more focus is required on the occupational dangers faced by those involved in the uphill gardening industry and in large fudge-packing factories
is manscara still ok then? i like that if you put man at the start of anything it is no longer feminine manbag/manliner/manpon
