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  1. Jonas' Dance Teacher

    Jonas' Dance Teacher Active Member

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    I know its my 2nd article in a matter of minutes but I haven't had a lot of time for footy chat, what with having a young baby and what not

    What do you think of these possiblities below, I planned it out in my head ;) (very immaginative lol)

    Release out of contract players - Sol Campbell, Shefki Kuqi, Ryan Donaldson and Matthiew Grieve as well as sending loan player Stephen Ireland back to Aston Villa

    Let Wayne Routledge complete his move to QPR and Xisco to Deportivo (about £1.5m each)

    Let Alan Smith join Rangers for a nominal fee/free transfer to get his massive wages off the bill (I say Rangers because he supports them and it would be a good move for all parties!)

    Convince Ruud Van Nistelrooy that we are the club for him - he is 35 but still a world class goal predator (free transfer signing - hopefully agrees to £50k wage cap on a year deal)

    Give Jose Enrique, Fabricio Coloccini, Jonas Gutierrez, Danny Simpson, Kevin Nolan, Joey Barton, Shane Ferguson new long term contracts

    Nottingham Forest come sniffing for Danny Guthrie and we let him go because we want Chris Gunter in exchange (straight swap - good move for both parties IMO - we got wrong Forest right back last season!!)

    Since we have enough right backs, we let James Perch complete a £750,000 move to newly promoted Reading as well as letting Fabio Zamblera move back to Italy with Parma and Ben Tozer complete a move to recently relegated Scunthorpe (both nominal fees)

    We sign Matt Phillips, an exciting young winger from recently relegated Blackpool for £2.5m with Nile Ranger also moving to Blackpool on a season long loan. We also risk a massive bid on talented young Ipswich striker Connor Wickham (£10.5m after add ons) he signs a 5 year contract

    We still want more strikers so we complete signing of Aston Villa's Gabriel Agbonlahor to add pace to our attack - he joins for £8million

    We believe that Steven Taylor is fit and back to his best so he is 1st choice centre back to partner Fabricio Coloccini next season - but we need competition so we sign West Ham's James Tomkins for £3.5m, a good young signing!

    Since Smith move to Rangers we need another defensive midfielder, so we sign Wigan's Mohamed Diame for £1.5m to add competition

    We also let Phil Airey join Hartlepool on loan, Huddersfield get a double loan signing of Haris Vuckic and Tamas Kadar to help them in Championship - Kazenga LuaLua rejoins Brighton on loan, James Tavernier goes to Carlisle on loan with Fraser Forster joining newly promoted Premier League side Norwich on loan. Dan Gosling needs match fitness so we let him join Derby on loan for the first 3 months of the season

    So, how about it ;)
     
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  2. TheLittleGeordie

    TheLittleGeordie Active Member

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    hit and miss for me

    oh and i think agbonglahors crap, we've got enough strikers who can't finish
     
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  3. Smudger

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    This tbh. There's too much detail for me to just agree or disagree with you and I'm too tired to go through it point by point. Have some rep for your trouble though <ok>
     
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  4. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    I remember when Villa nearly got Champions League - Agbonlahor, Carew, Young up front. I would like Agbonlahor, Van Nistelrooy, Jonas with Ben Arfa behind them. I think his pace would scare defences and would score 10 goals or more
     
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    Change Agbonlahor for Moussa Sow and change Diame for that Kenyan DM. Other than it seems good! I like how detailed your plan is!
     
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  6. Jonas' Dance Teacher

    Jonas' Dance Teacher Active Member

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    Thanks for the rep ;) lol

    I know, I am very immaginitive and I like players that lot of people don't like but I think it would work TBH :)

    ------------------------Krul--------------------

    Gunter---------Taylor------Coloccini----Enrique

    --------------Barton------Tiote--------------

    Agbonlahor--------Ben Arfa-------------Jonas

    ------------Van Nistelrooy------------------

    SUBS
    Harper
    Best
    Wickham
    Phillips
    Nolan
    Simpson
    Tomkins

    R Taylor, Williamson, Ferguson, Diame, Lovenkrands, Ameobi and 1 or 2 others also in squad. Nolan would start lot of games but I'm not writing more than 1 team out lol
     
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  7. Tiote's Witch Doctor

    Tiote's Witch Doctor Well-Known Member

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    Krul

    Gunter Taylor Coloccini Enrique

    Gutierrez Barton Tiote Ben Arfa

    Van Nistelrooy Whickham

    Subs:
    Harper
    Simpson
    Williamson
    Diame
    Nolan
    Best
    Agbonlahor

    Seeing it lined up doesnt strike me with massive confidence, but it has its good points :)

    EDIT: Yours looks better RTG ;)
     
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  8. MrToontastic

    MrToontastic Well-Known Member

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    Wouldn't mind most of that just Agbonlahor is **** and a BIG HUGE MAHOOSIVE NO TO RvN...Kevin Gamiero will be the same price but better for us!
     
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  9. Jonas' Dance Teacher

    Jonas' Dance Teacher Active Member

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    Haha, I have a Villa mate who loves Agbonlahor, so I have it in my head that he would be a good signing

    Wouldn't pay over the odds for him and none of this would happen but I fancied bit banter haha
     
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  10. NUFC63

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    Would prefer:

    -------------Harper
    Simpson---Samba-----Colo----Enrique/Van Aanholt
    ------------Barton------Tiote
    Gervinho--------HBA---------Jonas
    ------------Sigthorsson

    Samba- £8 mil
    Van Aanholt- £3 mil/ loan
    Gervinh0- £15 mil
    Sigthorsson- £3 mil
     
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    Jonas' Dance Teacher Active Member

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    It looks better but I do like to buy English players myself
     
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  12. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    No way for Wickham, and Routledge's contract has been terminated?

    In:
    Gervinho - £12 million
    Samba - £8 Million
    Ba - £5 million
    Van Aanholt - £2 million

    Total: £27 Million

    Out:
    Campbell - Release
    Kuqi - Release
    Perch - Release
    Routledge - Release
    Smith - £1 million
    Xisco - £1.5 million
    Williamson - £2 million

    Total: £4.5 Million

    Harper
    Simpson--Samba--Coloccini--Enrique
    --------------Barton--Tiote--------------
    ----Gervinho--Ben Arfa--Gutierrez----
    Ba

    Subs: Krul, Ferguson, S Taylor, Gosling, Nolan, Lua Lua, Ranger ​
     
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  13. Snorlax

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    Krul
    Simmo-Samba-Collo-Jose(Angel!)
    Barton-Tiote
    Gervy-Nolan-Benny
    Sigthorsson/Gameiro
     
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  14. UNITEDTOON

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    reads like a **** story.

    And some of it is just terrible. agbonlahor???? he's ****!!
     
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  15. Jonnyaiston

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    Big no to now average Nistelrooy, he is far from World Class now and I think he would be the wrong player to bring to club and will want stupid wages as well as being on the wrong side of 30.
    I agree with the players leaving though, just not the ones coming in.
     
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  16. It's all gone Fabricio

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    Personally:
    Ins: Samba/ Jonas Olsonn £5-£7m
    Elmander: FREE
    Agbonglahor: £5m (If reports are right about houllier and him falling out)
    Jose Angel/ M'bengue £5m
    Gervinho: £15mil / Moussa Sow: £10mil
    McCarthy from wigan if relegated: £3mil
    Gradel: £3mil
    TOTAL: £28-33m
    Outs:
    Enrique (I think he's gone): £12 mil
    Smith: Free (Free up some wages)
    Routledge: £1.5m
    Campbell: Free
    Kuqi: Free
    Xisco: £1.5m
    Perch: £500k
    Lover: FREE
    Ranger: LOAN
    Vuckic: LOAN

    Total : £15.5m
    Expenditure: £12.5-17.5

    Line up:
    ---------Krul---------
    Simmo-----Samba/ Olsson---Colo----Angel/M'bengue
    ---------Barton----Tiote----------
    ----------------Nolan------------
    Jonas-------------------------HBA
    -----------Gervinho/Agbonglahor/best--------

    Subs: Gervinho/Agbonglahor/Best (2places), Mcarthy, Guthrie, Saylor/Willow, Gradel, Ferguson
     
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    I like the look of that! It's realistic too but I think we'll have to pay closer to 7-8 million for Sigthorsson.
     
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  18. Aldridge_Prior

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    I like the look of that! It's realistic too but I think we'll have to pay closer to 7-8 million for Sigthorsson.
     
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  19. Agent Bruce

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    Maybe clip a few bob off Samba and Gervinho and put it onto Sigthorsson.
     
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  20. Darth Gogledd

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    ---------------Krul---------------
    Simmo---Samba---Collo---Jose/M'bengue
    --------------Tiote--------------
    ------Nolan--------Barton-------
    Gervinho--------------------HBA
    --------------Sow--------------

    Subs: Forster, Saylor, Guti, Larsson, Guthrie, Ranger, Best

    Ins: Samba: 7mill, Gervinho: 10mill, Sow: 8mill, Larsson: 2mill, RB cover: 1-3mill (Gunter?)

    Outs: Perch, Sol, Kuqi, Smith, Shola

    Loans: Vuckic, LuaLua, Ferguson, possibly Ranger (Loven on the bench), Airey, Donaldson, Tavernier, Kadar, with recall options on all of them.
     
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