I was chilling in the back garden earlier and found this little beauty in with my fish. It's now inside in the cupboard under the stairs. Anybody know what this little guy eats? I've named him hedgy
Lots of bread and lots of milk Things like worms, beetles, some root vegetables, are poisonous to them
No! Never feed bread and milk to a hedgehog, especially milk. Never. Buy some cat or dog food. And give it some water in a shallow dish. Then call Hedgehog Street or Tiggywinkles or the RSPCA for advice. No bread. No milk. Hedgehogs love worms, slugs and beetles.
Google 'Spikes Hedgehog Food' you will find a whole range of suitable stuff from dry food to dog food style products.
Can I borrow Hedgy to have a go at the slugs in my garden? We've got frogs but the lazy c.unts have done a piss poor show of clearing the slugs out. Once Hedgy fattens up a bit you can always cook him in a peat oven and eat him like the Pikeys do.
Soz. I got a mental image of a dug wi a half droopy face, it's tongue lolling out, and slurring it's barking. Your sister: "What's wrong, girl?" The dog: "Loof! Loof!" I don't care about what happens to humans I don't know let alone dugs. Even then am no that bothered about what happens to dugs I do know. I would never be cruel to a dog or any animal though (except cats).
