Apparently we're interested in signing 27 year old Austrian international Christian Fuchs (pronounced Fook, I think) for £2million. Wikipedia says that he's known for good crossing and for free kicks. I hope we do sign him, if only for the possibility of him making mistakes and prompting cries of 'For Fuch's sake!' No idea what anyone is saying in this video, but he seems like a good sport. http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/fulham-transfer-news-christian-fuchs-3129590