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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Commachio, Sep 30, 2013.

  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Let's have a love in, or not.

    You have to have a new identity, (reasons unexplained), you have to go to a new country/city within the Uk, but not your own country.

    Which country will you choose, and even down to the city?

    I sense a Scot/Irish love in.

    Will any **** choose Wales?

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    Myself being daft northern ****, i'm choosing me skirt wearing cousins, maybe Dundee or Inverness....



    Don't be shy, feel the love.
     
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  2. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    Down to Brighton where I can be the man I always wanted to be <diva>
     
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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I'm sad as **** me like, that actually made me laugh.
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I would ordinarily say Central Belters should pick say a Bath.

    But seeing how that is where I would choose they should relocate to Belfast.
     
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  5. Toby

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    No chance of moving to any other ****ty part of the UK.

    I'm the furthest north at the moment that I ever want to be, London.

    Next step is either Brighton again or somewhere cool in Europe.

    Direland <doh>

    Wales <doh>
     
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  6. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    West Glasgow :D
     
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  7. Rubber Johnny

    Rubber Johnny Well-Known Member

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    As a fellow sheep I would catch the train to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndobwllllantysiliogogogoch station then get the bus to Llanfairpwllgwyngyll.

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  8. RAVENBLACK

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    She's hot Johnny.
     
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  9. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    Have you ever been to Ireland or Wales?
     
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  10. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Has he ****.

    He's hardly been out his ****, urine and **** stained bedsit.

    Yet another parasite on the country.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I
     
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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I'd go to Wales just over the border Hay on Wye or thereabouts.
     
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  14. Toby

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    Nope, and i never plan to either.

    I see no point in spending my hard earned cash travelling to places with ****tier weather or that are more expensive than countries in southern europe.

    Wales has nice countryside, maybe, but it's a empty ****hole with inbred locals.

    Direland <doh>

    I'd much rather go to eastern europe or spain for example.
     
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  15. Toby

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    Is that you trying to be funny? If so, please indicate it so it's easier to tell.

    I've been to places like Birmingham, Manchester etc and they're ****ing ****holes.

    You're probably one of those flag waiving *****s that considers the UK to be the ultimate place to live on Earth <doh>

    Most of it is depressing as ****, with a dodgy shallow gene pool and ****ty weather.

    Having grown up in France, i can barely handle the weather down here, let alone some dump like Sunderland or Middelsborough.

    ***** <doh>
     
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  16. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Please do the decent thing <ok>
     
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  17. Toby

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    Thick senile waste of space <doh>
     
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  18. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Just like this forum.

    You hate Britain, you hate the forum, why don't you **** off from both?

    It might chirp you up a bit <ok>
     
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  19. Commachio

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    How can i put this without making you look like a ****?


    Facts fella facts, you need to learn them before slating people.


    Considering i have spent the last 7 out of 9 years in Asia, you can stick ya pokey french weather up ya arse.

    Like i say, learn ya facts before opening ya grid and making ya sell look like a ****..

    *****....is that the word for, 'i didn't learn my facts before opening my grid'?
     
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  20. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    You spent 7 years in Asia and you'd consider Dundee somewhere to live?

    Something is wrong with you.
     
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