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New Game - If Papis Demba Cisse is the answer...

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  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    What is the the question?
     
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  2. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Aside from, how can you tell JPF is dyslexic? PAPISS man <doh>
     
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  3. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    How do you say offside in Senegalese?
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Who struggles most to spot a line of defenders?
     
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  5. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    Who will be our only striker next season?
     
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    Beardsley's Rancid Sack, Apr 10, 2014
  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Who does TJPF dream of piping every night?
     
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Who completes this list for the most offsides per game in the 2012/2013 season:

    1. Christian Benteke
    2. Nikola Jelavic
    3. Grant Holt
    4. Romelu Lukaku
    5. ?
     
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  8. Blacker-than-Knight

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    Pimp scabs disease
     
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  9. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Who likes to gamble (at casinos and the offside trap) but doesn't like Wonga?
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Apr 10, 2014
  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Who only had one brain cell which he recently sold to a Northumberland farmer in return for some goat to make a traditional Senegalese curry?
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Apr 10, 2014

  11. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    If Papiss Demba Cisse is the answer...
    what is the question



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    I'll be with you in a minute
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Apr 10, 2014
  12. YankMag

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    What is a synonym for mediocre? Papiss
     
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  13. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Which player puts in shed loads of effort with no support or service yet is still alienated by the majority of fans?
     
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  14. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Which player puts in shed loads of effort with no support or service yet is still alienated by the majority of fans because he's sub standard and couldn't score in a brothel?

    :D
     
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  15. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    What proof is there that, A) God exists and B) he thinks he's a funny f***er who likes to prank the Toon?

    What proof is there that Demba Ba was not stunting team performance through his selfish goal-getting?

    If you were forced to receive a BJ from a man, who would you want to perform the act? (something about his smiling face and his wilting personality gives me a sense I wouldn't mind the eye contact)

    Who do you know who has been abducted by aliens and replaced with a witless clone?

    Who gives me hope I could yet realise my professional football dreams?
     
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  16. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Think Stephan Guivarc'h no longer plays for us?!

    But on a serious note considering how much you stick up for Pardew am really surprised you are really against Cisse
     
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  17. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Whoa whoa, I don't stick up for Pards, I'm just very true to my beliefs. My belief is you give a manager 3 full seasons and then assess where you are and how much progress you've made. The worm is about to turn Alan..................................

    I'm not against Cisse. I just think he is broken forever and needs a move as much as we need him to move.

    I do wonder however how all those who reckoned it was a good idea to sell Ba because he was greedy, hurting the team, and Cisse was better, feel now about their general knowledge of football <laugh>
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Apr 10, 2014
  18. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Well I agree with you giving a manager 3 seasons! But I think it has painfully been seen this year that he is not up to the job and for me his headbutt should have been the catalyst to get him out of the job and then would give a new manager a few months to settle in and hopefully persuade some of our bigger stars to remain.

    Personally I agree with you in that Cisse is broken but because of Ba and Pardew and not that it's because he is a crap striker! Think if we had sacked Pardew when we should have done then Cisse may have been given a proper run with proper tactics and may have turned it around - but like you said now it's too late :(
     
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  19. Agent Bruce

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    DT, the one that got away.
     
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  20. Gordonthetoony

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    Why do I always get the blame for being offside when Loic Remy is the worst offender in the entire PL?
     
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    Gordonthetoony, Apr 10, 2014
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