We've all been looking for something that would really get under his skin and his soon to be ex has given it to us on a plate - rough quote from her was "all that money but such a tiny cock! So to start things off, to the tune of We've only got 10 men "Ehab, has got a tiny cock, he's got a tiny cock, he's hardly got a cock" accompanied by the waving of little fingers. Over to you...............
You'll have to be prepared for pro-Allam/anti-CTWD counter arguments to this though. "It's actually rather nice and big, if you must know" and "Unless everyone's prepared to get their cocks out and prove theirs is bigger then he should be allowed to call us what he wants" etc etc.
"If it wasn't for Ehab getting his bellend out in 2010 (when no one else would) then we'd probably all just be pissing out of a minute hole now"
'If I were the owner of Manchester City , I would change the name to Manchester Throbber - you need power. In time I would suggest names for all the clubs called City, but I do not have the time.' - the Great Man himself.
To the tune of "London Bridge is falling down" Massive prick but tiny dick, Tiny dick,tiny dick. Massive prick but tiny dick, Ehab Allam. Repeat for at least an hour each game.
Or, Hung like a hamster. Our Ehab's hung like a hamster. Hung like a hamster. Our Ehab's hung like a hamster. Tune of Quantenamera/Mauled by the Tigers.
Well that's bad news for us He will want to regain his manliness and probably sell our players for a pittance to show how much of a boss he is
He's only got 2 inches, He's only got 2 incheees, He's only got 2 inches Our owner has only got 2 inches....
Sorry to piss on people's chips, but I think things like this don't paint us fans in a very good light. Chants about the size of the owner's penis are a bit, well, **** if I'm being honest. Not **** as in hurtful, **** as in, ****. Makes us look small time and petty (rather like the Allams).
The staunch anti Allamist rebels already look that way. All sense of perspective is gone regarding the Allams. It's ironic they don't realise they are just as bad as each other.
Its like a cock only smaller Cock only smaller its like a cock only smaller to you only sing when you're winning
