Honest! I'm the new logo on the Millwall badge, they thought I'd be more apt! The Lion just wasn't realistic.
Ken Bates furiously denied reports that the Johnny Howson transfer monies had been spent on a warehouse full of Whiskas for his cat Moron, though he could not explain how the **** Moron had managed to get so big, blaming the cat for being a lazy armchair supporter who followed The Scum via remote control.