Great news guys. We don't have to fork out for any flowers at a time of the year when more important things need our financial attention like cans, pints and alcohol. I have finally received a reply via carrier pigeon to my 'concerned' text on behalf of the forum. He's not dead. Still not very well at all and it seems the docs haven't gotten to the bottom of what the issue is. On the upside he gets free meals, saves on fuel and gets to look at lots of lovely nurses. Hot off the press, just received another text (that's 2 updates from Nev!!!): Cheers ACS. Hopefully no need for flowers anytime soon!!! I need to stick around anyway just to remind everyone that Pouchy is a ****!!!
"Still not very well at all and it seems the docs haven't gotten to the bottom of what the issue is". I didn't know he had an issue with his bottom must be some size if the doc's haven't got there yet
There is only one update that Nev needs to provide........................................and fooking quick as well.
Bone idle. There, that’s the diagnosis. Saved the NHS a fortune. Now kick him out of hospital and stop him from milking the NHS out of money it doesn’t have.
Hospital wifi must be broken then? Either that or this is an elaborate hoax to get out of updating the prediction league. These are the only two possible options.
I am genuinely sorry to hear that he is in hospital and hope he gets well soon. I think it would be a really nice gesture if his BFF Pouchy visited him in hospital (and dropped off his bloody laptop at the same time).
I didn't realise Nev was in hostpital, hardly surprising the pressure you bastards put him under. Take your time Nev and get well soon.. Oh...you are taking your time.
Nah, he’s faking it. Said earlier the diagnosis is bone idleness. He just doesn’t want people to know how far ahead I am in the Prediction League. Sad really but truth be told he’s jealous of the Headline Game’s unmitigated success.