Mauritius. They'll be doing some great deals out of Dublin and Belfast for sure as they try their hardest to make it up to us.
Just mentioned on another thread, Bora Bora. If you want a relaxing 5* holiday it is pure paradise. Book it via a NZ travel agent to get a great deal, that's what we did. If you want a kinda action-packed honeymoon then New Zealand has it all. Why the **** are you getting married? JUST SAY NO. It's not worth it.
We can only get a babysitter for about 12 days, don't want to spend 5 days of the 12 travelling either.
I'll babysit for the rest of the time for you. I am very trustworthy and dependable. I can provide fake references if requred.
We've an office in Barbados, half the people in my office have been and they are likely to send me there to work at some point which kinda kills the magic for me.
Take your missus to a Club du Rencontre in Le Marais district of Paris, and watch as 6 well-endowed African gentlemen take turns to pump her senseless. What better gift could a loving husband give to his wife to celebrate their marriage?