In Tesco with one item so join the queue at the self serve tills only to be confronted with some fecker trying to self check an entire trolley. The slant eyed tit had it full of chickens and booze and every time (emphasis on EVERY) he tried to scan a bottle of hooch the till went mental and the assistant had to come over to authorize the purchase. No kidding, Wing Wang had over a dozen bottles, not to mention half a farm's worth of chickens and every time the dopey cow with absolutely no clue had to un-lock the till he'd do the "Me Velly Solly" bit with a bow and then carried on. Dumb-dumb should have told the fool to take his trolley full of chickens and gin to a normal till instead of repeatedly having to help him out. If that had been in the USA there would be one dead chinky and one equally dead minimum wage slave. Beel over. Thank you.
The Tesco employee should have been kicked in the fanny too: if you've got booze, it can all be authorised in 1 go when you come to pay.
could have been worse.. after putting their entire trolley of shopping through they then could have emptied their pockets and scanned hundreds of vouchers for things they havent bought....
If you only had one item you should have gone to the corner shop, that's what they were invented for.
I seen that, even though its stupidity on her part I kinda wanted to know if the bitch be poor, aint got no cash, fuel poverty and ****. Nigguuh.
I hate supermarkets. Was in Asda on New Year's Eve and only wanted 4 items. the place was jammed so i went to a self service till and stood behind someone who was already paying. Out of nowhere some woman screams "oi - there's a queue you cheeky ****". I looked around and sure eneough there were 10 people stood down an aisle. I went back and apologised to her saying I had no idea there'd be such a queue and she turned round and said "well with the attitude of scum like you that's not surprising". If my 6 year old niece hadn't been there i would have gone right into one but just said "and a happy new year to you too - I'm sure your grace and charm will get you everything you want in 2013". I won't tell you her reaction word for word but suffice to say I doubt she'll be invited to present any TV programmes before 9PM.
