I am educated, got certificates at school that no longer exist and learnt how to make an ash tray in metal work, how PC is that
When I did metalwork at school, we used to have Big Jim Hutchinson taking the class. If you messed about, he'd stick your hand in the vice and tighten it 'til your eyes bled!
Not sure what happened to the plywood-topped coffee table I made. Probably an antique by now. Like me.
Going back to the original question I am taking three sons of two cousins to their first ever Sunderland game against the Spuds in a few weeks time, but to confuse matters more they call me Uncle!