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  1. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Getting really tight calves and knee caps are painful been to doctors about knee caps but just give anti inflamatries. If anyone can help with stretches or anything would be great
     
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    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    Thought it said sketches not stretches. <doh>
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    If you want relief from that kind of pain, get a young bird to have a long soak in the bath and then after she's toweled hesrself dry get her to put her most expensive perfume on ( nothing else ) and then send her to me. The thought of her being with me will cure all your aches and pains and you'll soon be feeling well and will want her for yourself.
     
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  5. ThrillerinAsprilla

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    Crack Cocaine.....
     
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  6. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Leg amputation. I guarantee you you will feel no pain in that leg again.
     
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  7. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    This isn't 100% correct though as some people feel "ghost pain" after their leg has been amputated.
     
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  8. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Rape someone?
     
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  9. Hatem Is A Geordie

    Hatem Is A Geordie Active Member

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    Aye, I was hoping someone said that, you notice I say in that leg. Future legal consultant coming you're way <laugh>
     
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    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    If in doubt, rape someone. <ok>
     
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  11. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    <laugh> rep.
     
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  12. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    lol rep!
     
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