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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bullet tooth Tony, Jan 9, 2015.

  1. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    Well my one and only customer just got himself locked up for a bit. Any of you mutha's need tutoring in the art of twinkling the ivories. Pm me early I may be busy and only have limited spaces available. Fan need not apply.
     
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  2. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Do you do "extras" ?
     
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  3. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    Only bumfisting.
     
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  4. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Pm me big boy :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  5. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    Would you like that, am I getting you hard.
     
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  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Do you want me hard ?
     
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  7. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    You....... Hard.....Oxymoron.
     
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  8. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    You.......... Moron
     
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  9. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me for a while.
     
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  10. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Can you lick my bum before you fist it then ? :emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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  11. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    You mean rimming, why of course it would be rude not to.
     
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  12. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    better than drunk Gambol <laugh><peacedove>
     
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  13. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Rimming, Bumfisting?

    I don't remember any of that in my Tune-a-day book.
     
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  14. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    You should have let Garry Glitter choose the tunes.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Nobody is better than drunk Gambol <grr>
     
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  16. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    it's been that long since I've seen him.

    <hug>
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Drunk Gambol or drunk Gambol's gambol?
     
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  18. Tina.

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    a little bit of column A and column B
     
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