From BBC: Fancy a new job? Football Posted at11:55 Now this might be a wind-up but we sincerely hope not, for it could well go down as one of the best job adverts of all time. Jermain Defoe and family are, according to this ad, http://www.secsinthecity.co.uk/job/...tm_campaign=240815&cmpid=NLC_SITC_240815_job4 hiring a personal assistant. please log in to view this image Getty Images Interested applicants must "organise all Jermain's personal needs, i.e. drycleaners, gardeners, sourcing interior designers"; "manage and organise individual family members"; "regularly check the home when Jermain is away, making sure all is in place for his return i.e. fridge is stocked"; and "create a global brand for the Jermain Defoe name".