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Necrophilia.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Cyclonic, Jan 5, 2012.

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  1. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    In an age where **** rules, does necrophelia have a place in polite society?
     
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    Cyclonic, Jan 5, 2012
  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Only when it involves Gary Speed, or that cancerous boot aff X Factor.

    There, I said what we were all thinking.
     
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  3. Cyclonic

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    Is it ok to invite friends around to watch? Maybe run a raffle to see who gets lucky. Keys in a hat or something.
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Good idea. Invite the Geordies as well, they like a laugh.
     
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  5. Cyclonic

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    It has to be tasteful though. Romantic mood music, candle lit room, no oral sex.
     
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  6. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Is anal acceptable?
     
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  7. Cyclonic

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    Only if you are clean shaven.
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Whoo hoo! I'm in there.
     
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  9. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    tags:
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  10. Tina_old

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    <laugh>.
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  12. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    This reminds me of the first time i heard my granny fart.

    She had been dead for 2 hours whilst i was shafting away.
     
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  13. Cyclonic

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    I hope there was no grunting going on, your grandma deserved more than that. She loved you, you know. You wouldn't want it to sound like a ladies Wimbledon Final.
     
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  14. shaxi

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    :emoticon-0104-surpr

    please log in to view this image
     
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    shaxi, Jan 6, 2012
  15. THFC6061

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    I used to be heavilly involved in Sadomasochism, Necrophilia and Beastiality but I soon discovered that I was flogging a dead horse.
     
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  16. Cyclonic

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    <laugh> Nothing like a lover of animals.
     
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  17. Cyclonic

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    Seriously though, does this stuff actually happen? Anyone ever been busted?
     
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  18. Cyclonic

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    Just googled it, seems so.
     
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  19. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Over my dead body.
     
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  20. Cyclonic

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    Makes ya wonder what happens to ya after ya kick off. Some dirty ****er gets a woody and .......
     
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