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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Peter the spastic paedo, Jan 15, 2012.

  1. Peter the spastic paedo

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  2. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    How ****ing stupid do you need to be to fail at killing yourself, twice!!!!
     
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  3. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    <laugh>

    He tried to hang himself. I don't see how you can fail at hanging yourself. Tie a knot and kick the chair away.
     
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  4. Trypsin-1

    Trypsin-1 Active Member

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    the rope broke from his weight <ok>
     
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  5. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    He's funny when he's on that soccer saturday thing, you're laughing at him rather than with him though

    The poor guy can hardly string a sentence together
     
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  6. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Forgot about his weight.

    @1882, yeah I always find him quite amusing. Never looked like he was on the verge of tears though.
     
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  7. JMMP

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    Suicide isn't funny.
     
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  8. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    It is on this forum
     
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  9. Peter the spastic paedo

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    Mope alert
     
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  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Dean Windass is nowt but a cry for help mopey bastard. If you wanted to be dead, you would be dead.
     
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  11. JMMP

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    What about the famillies involved ? is that funny ? Internet hard men I suppose you lot are.
     
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  12. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Yours would be <ok>
     
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  13. Trypsin-1

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    <ok> attention seeking bastard!
     
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  14. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Their families are internet hard men? Then they should have no problem with suicide jokes eh?
     
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  15. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    What about them?
     
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  16. jolls

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    he obviously doesnt give a fk about his family so why should someone who's never met them
     
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  17. JMMP

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    You are literally always on here. if this place shut down it would probably result in your own suicide.
     
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  18. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Not true. I'm not on here are nights and I only come on weekends while watching games on stream.

    Don't let it get to you though. Wouldn't want you drinking bleach or anything.
     
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  19. JMMP

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    Didn't you get torn a new one on a different thread when you claimed you went out during the week and everyone said that you were always on not606 during the week ? <laugh>
     
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  20. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    No. I said I went out in the evenings. You wont see me here on a Friday, Saturday, Sunday night posting ****e for example.

    What time were you on here till last night son?
     
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