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NCFC Not606 team

Discussion in 'Norwich City' started by Resurgam, Jun 5, 2011.

  1. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst
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    Sorry for any Sunderland fans passing this way, but I make no apologies for nicking this off your boards.
    I thought this was quite amusing and could have some very interesting replies........and reasoning?


    The idea is to get a team of NCFC posters that would perform better than England did yesterday.

    Names, positions and reason for choice please.
    No offenc meant to anyone. This is meant purely for fun.


    For starters:

    Whole Lot of Holt (CM) Winds up the opposition. Would be handy if opposing teams were to have a couple of red cards due to him.


    Canary - Dave (GK) Simple reasoning here.......Nothing gets by him!!




    Over to you guys now
     
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  2. ThaiCanary

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    Thai Canary - Left back. (not in the changing room <laugh>)

    Sensible, no nonsense kind of guy with an eye for a good goal.
    A bit like Mark Bowen - but not Welsh <ok>
     
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  3. Walsh.i.am

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    Beef for Hire and Superman (and his legendary pyjamas - not seen him on here ?) wide on the flanks, as they're both capable of skinning anyone who dares to stand in their way <ok>
     
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  4. CanariesSoccer

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    Hoadie Boy CM: He gets everywhere, unbelievable engine, enthusiastic and would cover the whole pitch all day long.
     
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  5. ThaiCanary

    ThaiCanary Well-Known Member

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    Great call <laugh>
     
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    RBF Manager: His after match interviews...
     
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  7. ThaiCanary

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    Andrewqpr - Anywhere on the pitch

    Just to annoy and wind up the opposition fans <laugh>
     
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    ncgandy: slow-moving but ever-present defender, always ready to attempt a tackle when the opposition attack
     
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  9. canary-dave

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    Oh look, it's that bloke who hardly ever comes on our board <laugh>
     
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  10. CanariesSoccer

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    Loiner Tea Lady: Serves a purpose.
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  12. Beefforhire-NCFC

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    Thank you very much sir! Ironically I do like to play wide right!
     
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  13. Jerel Ifil

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    I'll be our robbie savage......
     
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  15. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

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    Colu Mike as our lucky mascot????
     
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  16. Walsh.i.am

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    Colu_mike in a sweeper role. Sweeps any genuine NCFC "FACTS"under the carpet, and has a knack of deflecting attacks from the opposition.

    Take care, though, as he has been known to score the occasional own-goal <laugh>
     
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  17. ThaiCanary

    ThaiCanary Well-Known Member

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    Yes but like Taarabt, he is prone to vanishing from the game when the going gets tough!
     
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  18. Beefforhire-NCFC

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    RBF for manager for sure and maybe monarch as some sort of mascot?

    Wellyblue could join him as the resident Ipswich clown...
     
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  19. Walsh.i.am

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    Just thought of another one.
    Paolo of Essex (606s best poster) because now we are Premier League, everyone expects us to field at least one big prima Dona. Problem is, his wages would be as inflated as his ego :undecided:
     
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  20. Beefforhire-NCFC

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    Update:!

    Just seen Jonah on the Ipswich board, he can join the already swelling rank of mascots

    I'd suggest a huge foam lemon costume

    It's yellow, and it's bitter, just symbolises him perfectly lol!

    Come on Jonah! Let's be avin' you!!!!
     
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