I have never seen so much security in my life, glad the jolly is over, how was it for you folks....see anything interesting...learn anything? President Obama walks into a local bank in Chicago to cash a cheque. He is surrounded by Secret Service agents. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this cheque for me?" Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?" Obama: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am President Barack Obama, the President of the United States of AMERICA !!!!" Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of 9/11, impostors, forgers, money laundering, and bad mortgage underwriting not to mention requirements of the Dodd/Frank legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID." Obama: âJust ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am." Cashier: "I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must follow them." Obama: "I am urging you, please, to cash this cheque. I need to buy a gift for Michelle for Valentineâs Day" Cashier: "Look Mr. President, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into one of our bank branches without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a coffee cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque.â âAnother time, Andre Agassi came into the same place without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot where as the tennis ball landed in a coffee cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the President of the United States?" Obama: Obama stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do and I donât have a clue.â Cashier: "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?
not bad masky . anyway we aint found nowt more out apart from the fact they fking love war on our behalf ......its also nice 2 see we have 600 new tanks 2, just what we need why did we take in this vile bunch of warmonger scum?, and not only did we take them in, we fking spoilt the fking cu.nts. while they were here organising theyre next murderous rampage>>>>>>>wales has turned into little England lads>>>tiz a fking shame I tell thee and so the blood shed continues and man remains as dull as dog shi.t.....................................https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fI7zm7RXHs&feature=player_detailpage
Apart from being inundated with cops - if they had started trouble we would never have contained them - Newport was lovely and quiet last week. Clear roads, no one causing trouble, it was pure bliss. Today, f***ing smash on the motorway between J.25 and 24, total chaos at drive to work time, took an extra 40 minutes to get to work. Come back Obama, things were so peaceful when you were here. The only downside was you always knew when someone from the peace camp was walking ahead of you, they absolutely stunk. Even the dogs avoided them. It should have been renamed the pi$$ camp.
ps give me a peaceful person smelling of piss any day than a man in a suit stinking of death.................funny that init
Personally I'm feeling sad that the the summit world leaders have gone home...think I must be suffering from Post Nato Depression!
not like a yank 2 think with his weapons first roof(are you ron Jeremy in disguise)......well infact its not like a yank 2 actually think..........have a sit down and pat yourself on the back, thats if your arm can reach over your diabetes ridden lard of course.
Preferably one of those bunker busters. A big one to penatrate abers scull , the one that enters the cavity can be a firecracker , wont take much to take out whats inside . ..lol
