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National Tea Day

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  1. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Marvellous, simply marvellous. The greatest drink known to ma..............erm, I mean personkind of all genders, however many of them there are these days. Well, it's frightfully difficult keeping abreast (sorry, that's probably misogynistic that expression, no offence intended) of things these days.

    What a glorious country Great Britain is. Cheers. I'm having a lovely cup of tea presently.

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    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Tea is for men and women.

    Deviants prefer coffee.
     
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    I shall be making a mug of Assam shortly and mid-afternoon will make an Earl Grey.
     
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    No str8 men enjoy tea
     
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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    How very dare you
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    Tea-related joke time:
    Met an athlete in a tea shop, I thought I recognised him. I said "Are you a pole-vaulter ?" He turned to me and said...."Nine, I'm German....But how did you know my name was Walter?"
     
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    And what was the answer, surely he can't just of guessed his name was Walter? Maybe his name was on the cup he was drinking the tea out of, like they do in Starbucks?
     
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    Tea shops do not mark the cup with the name of the customer, only coffee shop customers and very young children need their name writing on things.
     
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  12. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Just ordered some English Breakfast Tea (loose leaf), some Darjeeling, and some Japanese Sencha, from Fortnum & Masons.
     
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  13. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^^^^^^^

    Entitled, hypocritical Champagne socialist peeps.
     
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    Good man :emoticon-0162-coffe
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    *Tea
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I do enjoy a loose leaf tea. Not often enough because am lazy and go for convenience.

    I am a mirror to society.
     
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    I do not own a teapot. That probably should be a criminal offence.
     
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    It should actually. Every native of these islands ought tonknow how to make a proper cuppa, in a tea pot. Which you warm first, of course. And, after adding one teaspoon per person and one for the pot, you allow to brew for 5 minutes.
     
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    ^^^^^^^^

    Pooftah.
     
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