Nasty cough / cold any ideas how shake it>?

Ive tried curry more curry and even spicy ****e still cant get rid of it any ideas?

 

Ginger chicken soup.

 

suicide will cure it.

 

Gallons of orange juice

You won't **** right for weeks

 

Spicy sausage pizza

 

Might be a bit late jonny but if you can get some elderberries add a couple of handfuls to water, add 250g of sugar and the juice of one whole lemon, bring it to the boil then let it simmer for about an hour until reduced. Allow to cool to the consistency of a light jam. Add a couple of teaspoonfuls to hot water and drink, one in the morning and one before you go to bed.

Should have you right as rain within a couple of days.

 

yes and the next day on the crapper

 

Rip out your respiratory tract (from your nose to your lungs) and set them on fire. You will find you won't need to cough anymore without those parts.

 

For the cold I'd suggest boiling some water, putting it in a bowl and leaning over the bowl with a towel over your head. The steam should clear your sinuses and allow you to get all the mucus out. It's important you use the towel to cover the entire bowl to prevent the steam getting out.

For the cough/sore throat I'd use this:

http://www.pharmacyfix.co.uk/product/ultra-chloraseptic-anaesthetic-throat-spray-original-flavour?gclid=CP3v4fvs9cECFY_MtAodVQ4AKA

You'll be able to find it in a chemist.

 

Put on 9 jumpers,drink a bottle of Jameson and run around a field.

 

Thanks i got vodka last night tried s and going boil that up tonighterryit sort of worked got cough syrup and lemons blackb

 

Suck a fisherman's friend.

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