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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by WalkerTexasRanger, Jun 28, 2011.

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  1. WalkerTexasRanger

    WalkerTexasRanger Member

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    In Nandos and Titus Bramble has just walked in. Dirty fat mackem!
     
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    WalkerTexasRanger, Jun 28, 2011
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    Is the chicken cooked in RAPE-seed oil?#


    (I've got no clue, never cooked chicken in my life)
     
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    Snorlax, Jun 28, 2011
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    Backs to the wall
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Jun 28, 2011
  4. WalkerTexasRanger

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    No way im going in the toilets with this ****er in here
     
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    WalkerTexasRanger, Jun 28, 2011
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    I dare you to bend over with your arse facing Titus.

    Actually , I double dare you.
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Jun 28, 2011
  6. Sir Bobby

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    Loads of footballers eat at Nando's. It's a good joint. All I'd say though is stay wary. If you go to the toilet, don't go alone. And if you see him on his own, at no point should you approach him. He is dangerous, and may have his raping shoes on
     
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    Surely a swift roundhouse kick would keep you safe?
     
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    I hear he starts with his fingers <yikes>

    please log in to view this image
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Jun 28, 2011
  9. Amnesiac

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    Did he come through the back door? <whistle>

    I'll get my coat...
     
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    Amnesiac, Jun 28, 2011
  10. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Why is it nearly every footballer is seen in that restaurant?

    Jonas, Jose and Colo were all in their once.
     
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  11. WalkerTexasRanger

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    Looks like he has a future victim with him aswell
     
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    WalkerTexasRanger, Jun 28, 2011
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    Simpson loves it as well, when he's in England its all he ever tweets about.

    On that subject, when did Dan Gosling delete his twitter? :(
     
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  13. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Haxxor'd :S
     
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  14. Sir Bobby

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    It's healthy and tasty, mixing a good blend of fresh food, with chicken in delicious sauces, and it's all at an affordable price! Why wouldn't you want to go there?


    Yes, I work for them.
     
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    Sir Bobby, Jun 28, 2011
  15. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Ah, so you weren't just offering a friendly opinion, you just want to sell your ****e.

    You devious bastard!
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Jun 28, 2011
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    What did Mick tell you?
     
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    This is all I'm going to say...

    [video=youtube;6SVEhk5mS88]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SVEhk5mS88[/video]
     
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    Sanchin0, Jun 28, 2011
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    surely not... hahaha
     
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    <laugh> That's bad even by his own standards!
     
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    TJR_NUFC, Jun 28, 2011
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    spread a rumour that Tiote is on his way and he will **** himself and skulk off..
     
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