Off Topic Name calamity keeper you know

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  1. AlissonBeckerN01

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    <peacedove> Dictionary meaning: Serious accident or bad event causing damage or suffering:
    Liverpool have suffered in the hands of Goal Keeper in recent years.
    David James made some mistakes that denied us some silverware.

    Your Calamity keeper.
     
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    **** it I missed out by a few minutes.

    Hugo Loris then <laugh>


    but seriously for lfc....

    grobellaar taking bribes
    James playing video games all.night (and the rest)
    Carson
    westerveld on back passes was a joke.
    dudek
    Jones was a joke too.
     
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  4. Suckmyklopp

    Suckmyklopp Supreme high chancellor of roller discos

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    Peggy arfixhead

    Scott carson

    Brazilian fella I forget
     
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    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    England-

    Seaman
    Robinson
    Carson
    Green
    Hart
    ...
     
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  7. RogerisontheHunt

    RogerisontheHunt Well-Known Member

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    A Calamity with injuries- Michael Stensgaard.

    Managed 36 appearance in a 8 year career. Dislocated his shoulder when setting up an ironing board.

    Makes Sturridge look like the height of fitness
     
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    Tbh every lfc player in goal has been dodgy for about 28years.

    Even reina was dodgy.

    When have we ever really had one since grobs wasn't taking bribes.

    James was god awful
    Freidel wasn't given time but proved himself imo for years after.
    Then we went for westerveld who was ok sometimes but if one thing went wrong he went to bits. Especially any kick outs.
    Then we tried Kirkland who was ultra brittle.
    Then dudek who was dodgy constantly
    Then Carson who was championship level
    Reina who dropped his levels dramatically then went on to play for years well elsewhere.
    And cavilieri who couldn't kick it.
    Jones who was Pish.
    Mingolet who has low concentration and is as slow to p,aynit as a cart horse.
    Now karius whosa dodgy keeper who fancies himself.


    Regina came close but he dropped his level and why I don't know... motivation? He was a fabulous player
     
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    If true that's hilarious <laugh>...........................and painful
     
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  10. Zanjinho

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    Regina?
     
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    Fecking autocorrect.
     
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    Absolutely true, happened not long after we signed him.
    He was supposed to be the next Peter Schmeichel, but the shoulder was just the start which lead to constant back injuries. He retired at 21, came back a year later and managed one season in Denmark before it started again. Eventually lead to being 3rd choice at Soton before going back to Denmark and retiring injured (for good) at 27.

    36 games for a Keeper potentially rated t be one of the best in the world. A calamity when it came to injuries
     
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    De Gea had a rare clanger in the last Spain friendly. Happens to them all at some point !
     
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    <ok>
     
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  16. Milk just milk

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    You didn't hear Reina had a sex change. He's Regina now.
     
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    Milk just milk Grasser-In-Chief

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    Diego Cavalieri...

    Yeah he was about as bad as they get. Or are you talking about Doni?
     
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    Speaking of Doni..
    Did you know that he had a heart attack during a physical at out club?

    The next summer he left for Brazil and retired that season due to heart problems.

    Poor guy. Don't remember any of his games but that sucks for him.
     
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    That's the one!

    Never knew that about him, shame.
     
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  20. AlissonBeckerN01

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    CARROL BLUNDER.


     
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