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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by O'l Gravy Leg., Nov 12, 2020.

  1. O'l Gravy Leg.

    O'l Gravy Leg. Well-Known Member

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    Red October
    A sci fi thriller about scientists racing against time to solve the mystery of a global Vaccine program causing the synchronization of every female on earth's menstrual cycle, just one cycle a year, every October.
     
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  2. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Star Wars
    It’s about a war in the stars
     
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    Brokeback mountain

    Comm moves to the wilderness and meets a gay silver back bear who ****s his bum and uses honey as lube.
     
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  4. Number 1 Jasper

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    One flew over the Cuckoo's nest .

    It tried to , didn't make it . Flew right into it and was killed instantly .
     
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  5. Sucky

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    Schindlers list


    Man loses shopping list in ww2 and has to wing it, comes back from shop and shows the wife what he got then wife gases him in the shower.
     
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    You'd be the first to get striped, with my bread knife.
     
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    Four weddings and a funeral


    Terrorist bomb blows up big church and kills all inside.
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I know what you did last summer

    The epic tale of the man who found a diary and read it before returning it to it’s owner.
     
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    Django


    Dyslexic director makes tango documentary
     
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    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    The Martian

    Man dies in space.

    Length: 20mins
     
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    Die Hard

    Follow John through his inspirational journey, that of a man who could not get rid of his stiffy.
     
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    Fooking Hell <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    He knows I'm only joking, I'd just boot him squa in the noots
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Predator

    Ended up getting arrested and going on the list
     
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    There's a company called Schindler Lifts. I thought they were taking the piss.
     
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  16. O'l Gravy Leg.

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    <laugh>
     
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    O'l Gravy Leg. Well-Known Member

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    Bread knives are kept in the kitchen, so I rate this: True <ok>
     
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    ^Simping 101
     
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    The never ending story .

    A story about The US election 2020 .
     
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    Back to the future
    Film about a stubborn man who won't face up to his prospects
     
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