“Charlton Athletic are delighted to welcome highly sought after international Florentin Pogba on a short term deal. The club beat off stiff competition from Cray Wanderers to secure the player’s signature”. Commenting on the marquee signing, manager Lee Bowyer declared: “I am delighted to get a player of Florentin’s calibre into the building. He’s been my No.1 transfer target all winter, and will strengthen the left back area where we already have a wealth of talent”. Bowyer hurriedly left the room, after being asked if ESI were skint.
You forgot to mention how good Pogba has looked in training - even better than Joe Ledley. Get his name on the back of a few replica shirts (including the stars) and we might be able to afford a pot to piss in
Pogba's statement... "I am delighted to be at a club with such a rich history and ambition, although the financial offer was better at Cray Wanderers I chose Charlton because of the way that Matt sold the Club to me. I can see this Club is really going places. Although we are in a relegation scrap I have been assured by the Chairman that we will not be relegated. I am also assured that the upcoming loss of Lyle Taylor to Bristol City will not have a detrimental effect on the team" At this point the 'ESI' PR team rush Florentin out of the press room... he is later found floating in the Thames.