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Prediction League Mystic Slaphead predicts ....

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    User deleted as requested Well-Known Member

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    “Charlton Athletic are delighted to welcome highly sought after international Florentin Pogba on a short term deal.

    The club beat off stiff competition from Cray Wanderers to secure the player’s signature”.

    Commenting on the marquee signing, manager Lee Bowyer declared:

    “I am delighted to get a player of Florentin’s calibre into the building. He’s been my No.1 transfer target all winter, and will strengthen the left back area where we already have a wealth of talent”.

    Bowyer hurriedly left the room, after being asked if ESI were skint.
     
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    lardiman The truth is out there
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    You forgot to mention how good :emoticon-0171-star: Pogba :emoticon-0171-star: has looked in training - even better than Joe Ledley.

    Get his name on the back of a few replica shirts (including the stars) and we might be able to afford a pot to piss in <ok>
     
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    Pogba's statement...

    "I am delighted to be at a club with such a rich history and ambition, although the financial offer was better at Cray Wanderers I chose Charlton because of the way that Matt sold the Club to me. I can see this Club is really going places. Although we are in a relegation scrap I have been assured by the Chairman that we will not be relegated. I am also assured that the upcoming loss of Lyle Taylor to Bristol City will not have a detrimental effect on the team"

    At this point the 'ESI' PR team rush Florentin out of the press room... he is later found floating in the Thames.
     
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    “ESI fixer Lee Amis stood smiling in the wings, leafing through his Thomas Driesen contacts book”.
     
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    Ken Shabby Well-Known Member

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    Oi, you nicked my moniker.
     
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