An interview with Brad Jones has revealed that the reason for him diving in the opposite direction of shots at Old Trafford was down to disruption in the psychic network. Jones said "Usually I know which way a player will shoot by reading his mind but on Sunday I just couldn't get a read on any of the United players so just guessed and unfortunately got it wrong". He went on to explain,"My aura had been yellow all day and I just couldn't focus but everything is back to normal now and my powers are working fine again I already know which way to dive in the Bournemouth games for all 20 shots on target even the ones that will deflect off Lovrens arse." When asked if Brendan Rogers job is safe Jones replied "f** knows! My powers only extend to which way Rooney will shin a shot if you want to know things like that ask Joe Allen."
Daily Mash? I thought this thread was going to be a lookalike of Phil Jones and Mystic Meg. Very disappointed it's not.
I said even last season that Mignolet wasn't good enough, and it looks like Brenda is going to pay with his job for not signing a decent keeper. Even Pepe Reina was better than the ones you have, and that says a lot
Ming is having a rough spell, all keepers have them. De Gea had a bit of a time of it after he arrived though I am not comparing them, De Gea is obviously a better keeper. Ming's still quite young, I'd like him 2nd to a keeper of bags of experience, ming's biggest problem for me is decision making his second, distribution. Both are things that can be addressed. Not having a decent defence in front of you, one that keeps changing, is doing him no favours either. Being in there with someone experienced like Reina would have done him good. Ming is just not the finished 1st keeper article atm.
